Topic: Nintendo Life Matchmaking Service

Hi guys,

With both NL weddings now over we've realised there's a gaping hole in our social schedules when it comes to dressing up in posh suits and having a good old boogie. So, with that in mind, we're hoping to create some "Nintendo Lifepartners" so we can all have an excuse to attend weddings (Corbie might even wear a hat...)

If you like one of the members on here, why not let them know in this topic? Be open and honest, and let your love flow like a river. You may think two members here would be well-suited to each other - feel free to mention them here and we'll try to cultivate the seeds of romance into a blooming flower of eternal matrimony.

lol, I'm pretty sure this is a joke, but the ratio of males to females on this site is probably 20 to 1

Love can take root on even the stoniest of ground!

If you're a lonely heart, write a little advert for yourself here. Don't be afraid to sell yourself!

I got arrested for selling myself on a street corner.

I think Adam and Chicken Brutus would make a lovely couple!

I'd like to date Twilight Crow. She seems nice

Y'know I'm actually having a bit of a hard time with relationships at the moment. I think the reason they're not working out for me is I need to find a fellow nerd - or at least a closet nerd like myself. I always get those funny looks after a third date when I say something like "so, I was playing Super Metroid last night".

But then I also could never bring myself to meet someone from the internet - I'm old fashioned that way. Also, since I'm in my late 20's, will probably be way too old for most in here. But any advice on finding a nerdy girl in the real world would be great - help me or I'll be destined to spend the rest of my life with someone who doesn't know what a Dreamcast is!

OMG I've seen it all now. The Nintendo Life Civil Partnership Thread.

Does anybody else get really nervous when Prosody starts making threads? 0_o

Back on topic, I don't need to sell myself, I rock! Had enough of stinky girls for the moment, I'm having some 'me-time' before I get distracted by the next one. Saying that, if any hot, intelligent, rich, thirty somethings are reading this and want some hot Machu-action, please contact Nintendo Life and they will provide you with my email address. Thanks in advance.

It's about time I made an honest man out of him.

Are you serious!? AWESOME! But, there is really not that many females on this site.
If a girl on Nintendo Life is intrested in me and wants to get to know me better, just email me or post on this topic! I have been waiting for something like this for a long time.

I'm interested in this chick named Phoenixsage

SHE IS MINE BACK OFF!
I wonder how long corbie has been in a relationship? 7 days, months, or years?

@BBP Remember, no more corbie jokes about 7's (see announcements area)
ON TOPIC Im pretty sure this isnt really an appropriate topic lol i think if anyone else made it it would be banned though

However, i do like certain users more than others

I had to do one last 7 joke.
I never even got to comment one of his reviews saying "This is the FIRST time I've seen a 7 from Corbie"
When I read the announcement I died on the inside knowing that joke would never be used.

But seriously though I respect Corbie and Adam more than anyone on these forums.

Your avatar is Pluto and my Avatar is mars so who is going to be Earth?

Unfortunately for our female members this monkey is already spoken for. So unless one of you is really Megan Fox (she's on my list as one of the ladies I'm allowed to ...hahm..., you know.. ) then I'm sorry for the disappointment but your gonna have to keep on dreamin'.

I expected this to have been made by one of the more childish users, turns out it was a moderator...

Oh so what we bringin back Mars now too?

@ Digiki: Is your avatar from a character from Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones?

Yes, it is.

Your avatar is Pluto and my Avatar is mars so who is going to be Earth?

I'm not touching that one.