Another one for Rooney, get in lad, ahahahahahah. ^.

Is Bamble playin?

Nah but Bramble is. You've got him on your bench though so it should be cool.

Owen just came on!

Geez what's wrong with me today? f***** Bamble LOL. Yeah but he's my stand in for Vidic I think DOH.
Oooooooh Come on Owen!!(never thought I'd say that!)

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75%!!! No wonder it's been chugging. Can't even get on to see how everyone is doing.

I had a great day btw. Hope tomorrow is equally fruitful. Go Space Cowboys! Wooooh!

Yes, top of the league. Go on you monkey f****** And 5-0 woot. Still got quite a few players playing tomorrow as well.Your going down Space Cowboy's

how does someone score 100 goals?! how long are football matches?

@superzel_da_man

By putting the ball in the back of the net 100 times LOL.A good striker would probably take 3-4 seasons to do it.A normal game of football last 90mins.

not including half time?i heard the halftime in like 45 minutes?

Yeah it's played in two halves of 45mins. Half time last's about 15min where the players go back to the dressing room to get football boots,pizza,hairdryers etc(projectile dependant on manager) thrown at them by the manager while they suck on an orange.

LOL. Good to see Luigi78 educating our star player.

You've flown to the top Monkeyboy, but I'm right behind you! Things will probably change after Chelski and Loserpool have played, but let's enjoy being 1 and 2 for now. Woot! And don't worry SuperZeldaDude you'll catch up in no time.

ohh thats what i meant each half being 15 minutes. I wish i had a channel where i could watch real football . i only have the basic cable thingy. I will catch up in no time because my team has people with cool last names!

lol down at the bottom of the page under 'Hot Games' Sexy Poker is no 2

Oh dear, so it is. 0_o Shame on you all, there's no hiding from stats!

That's more like it United! 5-0
Rooney's 100th & 101st goals + Owen off the mark in the league with a quality finish + Berbatov with classicly silky skill goal + Nani free-kick = pretty much greatest recovery imaginable from mid-week!

(p.s. ever wonder if a liverpool/city fan stumbles on this gloriously United fanboyish thread? )

Owen's goal was almost sexual.

Indeed it was. Beautifully timed effort that looked like the kind of goal he used to score for England. So relieved he's off the mark, we (utd) needed that result what with the next game being against the Arse', who've had a flying start.
Should be an interesting day, I've got my fingers crossed Fulham hold Chelsea but I think I'm asking too much. Villa however could well bounce back against Liverpool 2moro, at least I hope anyway.

I'm hoping Everton bounce back today also, nothing to do with my having Cahill and Saha.

@tylero: I know, I expected and hoped for more rivalry in here but if it turns into a United love-in that's cool. lol

Saha just missed a penalty you ******* idiotic ****!

@SUPERZELDAMAN: Your captain Drogba (aka Dogbreath) just scored. Go fairy dudes.

how many did he score? What r u guys talking about united and liverpool and stuff?

@Machu - Your turn.