Ha, I'm afraid they are all sold out, the United fans going to Anfield next week have bought them all. It's gonna be funny.

I need Fulham to keep a clean sheet tonight, then this weeks master plan will be complete. Hooah!

@L78: Neither Rooney, Giggs, Evra, Fletcher or Park have traveled to Moscow. And Fergie is in trouble, again. I'm starting to become numb to all this sh*te, as I'm sure he is. Sir Alex ftw!

EDIT: Wahoo, 2 clean sheets out of the Fulham game, woot! And check this out...
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ANOTHER EDIT: I refuse to post 3 times in a row, so I'll just leave this here for someone to find. Drumroll please...

I don't much go in for partisan football banter, but that video was pretty funny.

Congrats, Mach!

Well done Machu, also excellent new avatar. An interesting week of football, it couldn't have gone much better for United (or worse for Liverpool), I was half expecting to see beachballs incorparated into the league table this week

I hear Rafa is dropping Reina for next weeks match and will replace him with this:

Ha, imagine if that thing came bouncing onto the pitch mid-match, people could die!!!
And of course Stevie, a beach ball!!! I'll have to do some editing later.

@Machu. Ha love that video, especially the cameo's from SAF and Gary Neville. LOL.
Well done on your pwning of the league BTW. I'll be back though
And that avatar = awesome , nice one!!

Jeez man will you all stop congratulating me, I can feel the curse's cold hand upon my shoulder.

I'm off to cheer Liverpool on _cough, wooh!

Just once again wanna say Congratulations to Machu.Surely the title is now your's for the pwning

Once again, I must shout: CONGRATS!!! ^^ [Goes offscreen and disappears]

Should I start engraving his name into the Bacochoc trophy?

Edit: Here is the Bacotrophy in all its glory Machu, my engraving pen is at the ready

Edit: Barca + Inter losing - WTF

Eek, I'm doomed!

What is going on with Rafa?! Taking Gerrard off after 20 minutes, as a precaution?! What was the point in starting him?! forget it Machu, you will never understand the genius that is Benitez.

EDIT: @stevie: can you drop the trophy image link when you get chance, i wanted to include it in the league but didn't want to search back through the thread. ty.

EDIT EDIT: And Liverpool score, whoop de wooh, bored of that match now, it's game time.

EDIT EDIT EDIT: Liverpool lose, Barcelona lose, Arsenal draw, Inter draw. WTF!

Well, it's Friday guys, the European games are over (didn't Utd do well) and injury news is abound. Ya got your teams sorted this week? _{not that i should be reminding you, grrr}

Rooney might be out, but that might change by Sunday, ya never know. Will Owen play at Anfeild, will he score, will he kiss the badge? I don't know what to do I want that Bacochoc trophy like nothing else, my entire managerial career has been about this moment, I must cement my lead and step closer to the chocolatey bacon goodness, mmmm.

_{EDIT: free tip: have a look at gameweek #11 before you make any changes}

I have made a executive decision this week and spent 4 points on making a extra transfer as my injury list was starting to build up and the only striker I had left was Kevin Davies. I have got rid of that fairy Torres, he has now been replaced with Dogbreath, if this doesn't pay off I will sack myself

Sack yourself?! They be strong words so early in the season, I'm sure the board are behind you all the way. Don't read all the crap in the papers, ok! I've made a change in defence but that's it, Hangeland out, Dunne in. I'm left trying to decide between Hart or Schwarzer in goal, I can't pick how those results will go, so may flip a coin.

Printed out my Cantona mask for Sunday so I'm all set. I hear Utd fans are gonna be searched for beachballs on the way in, I hope they manage to smuggle a few in.

Awight Geezers? Cannot wait to play Liverpool on Sunday to revenge last years debacle. Aparantly they are confiscating all inflatables at the gates but I reckon Fergie can sneak one in and chuck it on in the last few minutes, if we need it!!
Good luck to all this week (except Mario Machu of course )I'm defo gonna have a look at my team tonight ,didn't really check stuff out last week doh!!) only trouble is a 'new batch' has arrived so this will all be done in a green haze we shall see.
Yep good result for Utd midweek. A solid professional performance.Looks like we'll have a couple of games to spare too ,always good . And Liverpool = LMAO TOTAL EPIC FAIL
On a side note , not seen the fairydude or Rob around recently, hope there ok.

EDIT : @Machu Yeah I'm havin the same problem with the Keepers. Who gonna let the least in.I get this wrong every week, Shawzer got 4points last week , Hart = 1 Oh and I can;t see your mask .Links broken or summat (though it could be my PC)

I think ROB may have discovered girls, and SuperZ is too busy selling maps.

Haha, Cantona is a leg end, Dunne is my transfer for next week hopefully as long as no one else gets injured this weekend, any idea when Fletcher is back for United, as soon as I put him in my team he got injured, and it didn't even report it on the Fantasy Football which was nice.

@Luigiboard - Open the pic in a new tab to see it

If you want a one-stop shop for a rough guide as to who's injured and stuff, use this BBC page. Not comprehensive by any means, but a good starting point.