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Topic: Nintendo Jokes/Puns

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iKhan

iKhan

1. Posted:

What kind of car does Mario drive?

A Nissan Leaf

A followup

Before he went electric, what gas station did he fill up at?

Shell

Post your Nintendo jokes

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Currently Playing: Okami, Shadow of the Colossus, Tales of Vesperia, Sin and Punishment: Star Successor
"P...P...Prepare to die Eggbear!"

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Tops

Tops

2. Posted:

Here's an oldie:
Sega does what Nintendon't

Tops

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Tasuki

Tasuki

3. Posted:

How did Zelda tell Link how to open the locked door?

Triforce

What did Link say to Ganon when he kidnapped Zelda?

Leever alone

Push Square Moderator and all around retro gamer.

My Backlog

Nintendo Network ID: Tasuki311

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Raylax

Raylax

4. Posted:

iKhan wrote:

Post your Nintendo jokes

Wii U.

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theblackdragon: ahaha perfect response to that thread, raylax
theblackdragon: eff your other responses, though
theblackdragon: all of them
theblackdragon: in the entire history of ever >:[
theblackdragon: they've all sucked

Nintendo Network ID: RaylaxKai

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Aviator

Aviator

5. Posted:

iKhan wrote:

Post your Nintendo jokes

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QUEEN OF SASS
In a way exhausting
we're problem solving
Drink 'til she's attractive
We're PARTYNAUSEOUS
Talking 'bout diplomatic
I brought my plastic
Making that peace attractive
We're PARTYNAUSEOUS
PSN: naviator_9

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TheTeaStirrer

TheTeaStirrer

6. Posted:

How do you get Pikachu on a train?

Poke him on!

Ex-PC gamer, now a new PlayStation user, but still a Nintendo User for many years.

Nintendo Network ID: Zerodactyl | Twitter:

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MegaBeedrill

MegaBeedrill

7. Posted:

Why doesn't Ganon go on the internet?

Too many links!

3DS FC: 0774-5098-1425
Pokemon X IGN: Joe
Pokemon AS IGN: Joe
Super Smash Bros. IGN/MII: This guy
My Shinies
Twitch: XxMegaBeedrillxX
(User name changed in October 2014 Formerly: Stomatopod17)

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VeeFlamesNL

VeeFlamesNL

8. Posted:

^spam...
After he finished middle school, which school did Link go to?
High-rule school

I want Layton, Chase McCain, Isaac, and Wonder Red to be in Smash. Hey! They added Wii Fit Trainer! They added Duck Hunt! RYU IS IN! I NOW BELIEVE ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN!
I'd say 1 Corinthians 10:13 carries me through each and every day.

Nintendo Network ID: VolcanoFlames

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iKhan

iKhan

9. Posted:

What does Nigel Thornberry think of Nintendo's holiday lineup?

Smashing

Currently Playing: Okami, Shadow of the Colossus, Tales of Vesperia, Sin and Punishment: Star Successor
"P...P...Prepare to die Eggbear!"

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TeeJay

TeeJay

10. Posted:

I'd make a Zelda pun, but I wouldn't want to tri and force it...

I finally have a Wii U now! And Splatoon and Smash Bros U!

Nintendo Network ID: TeeJay92

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Darth_VaderStaff

Darth_Vader

11. Posted:

I'm trying to think of a mario pun, but I'm afraid it would be 1-Up'd by the next guy

Dark Lord of the Sith, and Nintendolife moderator...coincidence?

No.

Nintendo Network ID: pokefraker | Twitter:

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WiiChuck103

WiiChuck103

12. Posted:

I had a pun about Kid Icarus, but it's the pits...

Wii U: Chuck101
3DS:0989-1913-8390
Currently Playing: Super Smash Bros 3DS, Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate, Mario Kart 8, Earthbound, A Link to the Past, Super Metroid

Nintendo Network ID: Chuck101

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Aviator

Aviator

13. Posted:

Aviator wrote:

iKhan wrote:

Post your Nintendo jokes

This thread.
Untitled

QUEEN OF SASS
In a way exhausting
we're problem solving
Drink 'til she's attractive
We're PARTYNAUSEOUS
Talking 'bout diplomatic
I brought my plastic
Making that peace attractive
We're PARTYNAUSEOUS
PSN: naviator_9

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iKhan

iKhan

14. Posted:

What is the most differentiated Nintendo system?

The Nintendo ds

(think calculus)

Currently Playing: Okami, Shadow of the Colossus, Tales of Vesperia, Sin and Punishment: Star Successor
"P...P...Prepare to die Eggbear!"

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Veloster

Veloster

15. Posted:

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The greatest scene in T.V history

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dizzy_boy

dizzy_boy

16. Posted:

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http://www.gamercreated.com/user/id/17078
http://www.youtube.com/plotyourdownfall
NNID: Dr_Dizzy
i`ve been a slave from the cradle to the grave.

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DiscoDriver43

DiscoDriver43

17. Posted:

What sound does an Ambulence make?

WIIUWiiUWIIUWIIU

Edited on by DiscoDriver43

http://www.backloggery.com/discodriver43

Recently watched films: Jurrassic World

Movies i am looking forward to this summer: Mission Impossible 5, Ant-man,

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Inkling

Inkling

18. Posted:

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I'm so sorry, I just had to

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Wiishlist: Super Mario Maker, Runbow, Octodad: Dadliest Catch, Minecraft: Story Mode, Animal Crossing: Happy Home Designer
Lover of Nindies.

Nintendo Network ID: ThatDude

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Jason723

Jason723

19. Posted:

Go on the internet Untitled and click the Untitled

Jason723

Nintendo Network ID: jj72396

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Jason723

Jason723

20. Posted:

Aviator wrote:

Aviator wrote:

iKhan wrote:

Post your Nintendo jokes

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Spam much?

Jason723

Nintendo Network ID: jj72396