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Topic: Nintendo Jokes/Puns

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iKhan

iKhan

1. Posted:

What kind of car does Mario drive?

A Nissan Leaf

A followup

Before he went electric, what gas station did he fill up at?

Shell

Post your Nintendo jokes

Edited on by iKhan

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"P...P...Prepare to die Eggbear!"

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Tops

Tops

2. Posted:

Here's an oldie:
Sega does what Nintendon't :D

Formerly: LaytonApprentice; TopLaytonsHat

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Tasuki

Tasuki

3. Posted:

How did Zelda tell Link how to open the locked door?

Triforce

What did Link say to Ganon when he kidnapped Zelda?

Leever alone

Push Square Moderator and all around retro gamer.

My Backlog

Nintendo Network ID: Tasuki311

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Raylax

Raylax

4. Posted:

iKhan wrote:

Post your Nintendo jokes

Wii U.

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theblackdragon: ahaha perfect response to that thread, raylax
theblackdragon: eff your other responses, though
theblackdragon: all of them
theblackdragon: in the entire history of ever >:[
theblackdragon: they've all sucked

Nintendo Network ID: RaylaxKai

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Aviator

Aviator

5. Posted:

iKhan wrote:

Post your Nintendo jokes

This thread.
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QUEEN OF SASS
In a way exhausting
we're problem solving
Drink 'til she's attractive
We're PARTYNAUSEOUS
Talking 'bout diplomatic
I brought my plastic
Making that peace attractive
We're PARTYNAUSEOUS
PSN: naviator_9

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Zerodactyl

Zerodactyl

6. Posted:

How do you get Pikachu on a train?

Poke him on!

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MegaBeedrill

MegaBeedrill

7. Posted:

Why doesn't Ganon go on the internet?

Too many links!

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Other pokemon X IGN: Pasha
Pokemon AS IGN: Joe
Super Smash Bros. IGN/MII: This guy
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VeeFlamesNL

VeeFlamesNL

8. Posted:

^spam...
After he finished middle school, which school did Link go to?
High-rule school

I want Layton, Chase McCain, Isaac, and Wonder Red to be in Smash. Hey! They added Wii Fit Trainer! They added Duck Hunt!
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I want to master Kirby and give him a good name in the Smash industry.

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iKhan

iKhan

9. Posted:

What does Nigel Thornberry think of Nintendo's holiday lineup?

Smashing

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"P...P...Prepare to die Eggbear!"

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TeeJay

TeeJay

10. Posted:

I'd make a Zelda pun, but I wouldn't want to tri and force it...

TeeJay

Nintendo Network ID: TeeJay92

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AmiiboStaff

Amiibo

11. Posted:

I'm trying to think of a mario pun, but I'm afraid it would be 1-Up'd by the next guy

NintendoLife Moderator, and I'm here to chew bubblegum and post comments, and I'm all out of bubblegum.
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WiiChuck103

WiiChuck103

12. Posted:

I had a pun about Kid Icarus, but it's the pits...

Wii U: Chuck101
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Aviator

Aviator

13. Posted:

Aviator wrote:

iKhan wrote:

Post your Nintendo jokes

This thread.
Untitled

QUEEN OF SASS
In a way exhausting
we're problem solving
Drink 'til she's attractive
We're PARTYNAUSEOUS
Talking 'bout diplomatic
I brought my plastic
Making that peace attractive
We're PARTYNAUSEOUS
PSN: naviator_9

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iKhan

iKhan

14. Posted:

What is the most differentiated Nintendo system?

The Nintendo ds

(think calculus)

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"P...P...Prepare to die Eggbear!"

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Veloster

Veloster

15. Posted:

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The greatest scene in T.V history

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dizzy_boy

dizzy_boy

16. Posted:

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http://www.gamercreated.com/user/id/17078
http://www.youtube.com/plotyourdownfall
NNID: Dr_Dizzy
i`ve been a slave from the cradle to the grave.

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DiscoDriver43

DiscoDriver43

17. Posted:

What sound does an Ambulence make?

WIIUWiiUWIIUWIIU

Edited on by DiscoDriver43

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InklingStaff

Inkling

18. Posted:

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I'm so sorry, I just had to

Edited on by Inkling

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Dipper723

Dipper723

19. Posted:

Go on the internet Untitled and click the Untitled

Dipper723

Nintendo Network ID: jj72396

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Dipper723

Dipper723

20. Posted:

Aviator wrote:

Aviator wrote:

iKhan wrote:

Post your Nintendo jokes

This thread.
Untitled

Spam much?

Dipper723

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