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Topic: Nintendo Jokes/Puns

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iKhan

1. Posted:

What kind of car does Mario drive?

A Nissan Leaf

A followup

Before he went electric, what gas station did he fill up at?

Shell

Post your Nintendo jokes

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Currently playing: Tales of Vesperia, Okami, Deadly Creatures

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Tops

2. Posted:

Here's an oldie:
Sega does what Nintendon't :D

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Tasuki

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How did Zelda tell Link how to open the locked door?

Triforce

What did Link say to Ganon when he kidnapped Zelda?

Leever alone

Push Square Moderator and all around retro gamer.

My Backlog

Nintendo Network ID: Tasuki311

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Raylax

4. Posted:

iKhan wrote:

Post your Nintendo jokes

Wii U.

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theblackdragon: ahaha perfect response to that thread, raylax
theblackdragon: eff your other responses, though
theblackdragon: all of them
theblackdragon: in the entire history of ever >:[
theblackdragon: they've all sucked

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Aviator

5. Posted:

iKhan wrote:

Post your Nintendo jokes

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In a way exhausting
we're problem solving
Drink 'til she's attractive
We're PARTYNAUSEOUS
Talking 'bout diplomatic
I brought my plastic
Making that peace attractive
We're PARTYNAUSEOUS
PSN: naviator_9

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Zerodactyl

6. Posted:

How do you get Pikachu on a train?

Poke him on!

I own a Wii U and 3DS and am currently playing Super Smash Bros. for the Nintendo 3DS.
I will most definitely be buying Super Smash Bros. for the Nintendo Wii U (feel sorry for me; I don't have it yet), Splatoon, LOZ U, and many others.
I am especially looking forward to the new stability updates.

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MegaBeedrill

7. Posted:

Why doesn't Ganon go on the internet?

Too many links!

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VolcanoFlamesNL

8. Posted:

^spam...
After he finished middle school, which school did Link go to?
High-rule school

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iKhan

9. Posted:

What does Nigel Thornberry think of Nintendo's holiday lineup?

Smashing

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TeeJay

10. Posted:

I'd make a Zelda pun, but I wouldn't want to tri and force it...

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Pokefraker

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I'm trying to think of a mario pun, but I'm afraid it would be 1-Up'd by the next guy

I'm here to chew bubblegum and post comments, and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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WiiChuck103

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I had a pun about Kid Icarus, but it's the pits...

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Aviator

13. Posted:

Aviator wrote:

iKhan wrote:

Post your Nintendo jokes

This thread.
Untitled

In a way exhausting
we're problem solving
Drink 'til she's attractive
We're PARTYNAUSEOUS
Talking 'bout diplomatic
I brought my plastic
Making that peace attractive
We're PARTYNAUSEOUS
PSN: naviator_9