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iKhan

What kind of car does Mario drive?

A Nissan Leaf

A followup

Before he went electric, what gas station did he fill up at?

Shell

Post your Nintendo jokes

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Tasuki

How did Zelda tell Link how to open the locked door?

Triforce

What did Link say to Ganon when he kidnapped Zelda?

Leever alone

RetiredPush Square Moderator and all around retro gamer.

My Backlog

Nintendo Network ID: Tasuki311

Raylax

iKhan wrote:

Post your Nintendo jokes

Wii U.

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Raylax

3DS Friend Code: 0173-1400-0117 | Nintendo Network ID: RaylaxKai

Aviator

iKhan wrote:

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QUEEN OF SASS

It's like, I just love a cowboy
You know
I'm just like, I just, I know, it's bad
But I'm just like
Can I just like, hang off the back of your horse
And can you go a little faster?!

Zerodactyl

How do you get Pikachu on a train?

Poke him on!

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Araquanid

Why doesn't Ganon go on the internet?

Too many links!

3DS FC: 0774-5098-1425
Pokemon Sun IGN: Joe
My Shinies
(User name changed in November 2016, MegaBeedrill)

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veeflames

^spam...
After he finished middle school, which school did Link go to?
High-rule school

God first.
My Switch FC: SW824410196326

3DS Friend Code: 1134-8006-9637 | Nintendo Network ID: VolcanoFlames

iKhan

What does Nigel Thornberry think of Nintendo's holiday lineup?

Smashing

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TeeJay

I'd make a Zelda pun, but I wouldn't want to tri and force it...

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Switch Friend Code: SW-5283-4033-0929 | 3DS Friend Code: 2423-1923-3519 | Nintendo Network ID: TeeJay92

LaserdiscGal

I'm trying to think of a mario pun, but I'm afraid it would be 1-Up'd by the next guy

LaserdiscGal

3DS Friend Code: 0688-5519-2711 | My Nintendo: pokefraker | Nintendo Network ID: pokefraker

WiiChuck103

I had a pun about Kid Icarus, but it's the pits...

Switch: SW-5078-2519-1991
3DS:0989-1913-8390
Currently Playing: Super Mario Maker 2 (MMID: QKY-VYP-NVG), Smash Ultimate, Ultimate, Baba is You (!!!), Ys VIII

3DS Friend Code: 0989-1913-8390 | Nintendo Network ID: Chuck101

Aviator

Aviator wrote:

iKhan wrote:

Post your Nintendo jokes

This thread.
Untitled

QUEEN OF SASS

It's like, I just love a cowboy
You know
I'm just like, I just, I know, it's bad
But I'm just like
Can I just like, hang off the back of your horse
And can you go a little faster?!

iKhan

What is the most differentiated Nintendo system?

The Nintendo ds

(think calculus)

Currently Playing: Steamworld Heist, The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask, Tales of Graces F

DiscoDriver43

What sound does an Ambulence make?

WIIUWiiUWIIUWIIU

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http://www.backloggery.com/discodriver43

Recently watched films: The Martian

Currently playing: Max Payne

Inkling

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I'm so sorry, I just had to

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I will update this when Half Life 3 arrives. [Started 17/11/2015]

3DS Friend Code: 4768-7429-4970

Jacob717

Go on the internet Untitled and click the Untitled

Jacob717

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