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iKhan

What kind of car does Mario drive?

A Nissan Leaf

A followup

Before he went electric, what gas station did he fill up at?

Shell

Post your Nintendo jokes

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Currently Playing: Hearthstone, Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate , Okami, Ni No Kuni: Wrath of the White Witch

Tops

Here's an oldie:
Sega does what Nintendon't

Tops

Tasuki

How did Zelda tell Link how to open the locked door?

Triforce

What did Link say to Ganon when he kidnapped Zelda?

Leever alone

Push Square Moderator and all around retro gamer.

My Backlog

Nintendo Network ID: Tasuki311

Raylax

iKhan wrote:

Post your Nintendo jokes

Wii U.

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Raylax

Nintendo Network ID: RaylaxKai

Aviator

iKhan wrote:

Post your Nintendo jokes

This thread.
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QUEEN OF SASS
In a way exhausting
we're problem solving
Drink 'til she's attractive
We're PARTYNAUSEOUS
Talking 'bout diplomatic
I brought my plastic
Making that peace attractive
We're PARTYNAUSEOUS
PSN: naviator_9

Zerodactyl

How do you get Pikachu on a train?

Poke him on!

Proud Xbox One, Wii U, 3DS, N64, (the list goes on) owner!
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MegaBeedrill

Why doesn't Ganon go on the internet?

Too many links!

3DS FC: 0774-5098-1425
Pokemon X IGN: Joe
Pokemon AS IGN: Joe
Super Smash Bros. IGN/MII: This guy
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Vee_Flames

^spam...
After he finished middle school, which school did Link go to?
High-rule school

"Education is the most powerful weapon you can use to change the world." - Nelson Mandela
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I hired Professor Layton to say my comments for me.

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iKhan

What does Nigel Thornberry think of Nintendo's holiday lineup?

Smashing

Currently Playing: Hearthstone, Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate , Okami, Ni No Kuni: Wrath of the White Witch

TeeJay

I'd make a Zelda pun, but I wouldn't want to tri and force it...

Nintendo ID: TeeJay92

3DS Friend Code: 2423-1923-3519

Nintendo Network ID: TeeJay92

WiiChuck103

I had a pun about Kid Icarus, but it's the pits...

Wii U: Chuck101
3DS:0989-1913-8390
Currently Playing: Super Smash Bros 4, Xenoblade X, MH4U, Fire Emblem Fates

Nintendo Network ID: Chuck101

Aviator

Aviator wrote:

iKhan wrote:

Post your Nintendo jokes

This thread.
Untitled

QUEEN OF SASS
In a way exhausting
we're problem solving
Drink 'til she's attractive
We're PARTYNAUSEOUS
Talking 'bout diplomatic
I brought my plastic
Making that peace attractive
We're PARTYNAUSEOUS
PSN: naviator_9

iKhan

What is the most differentiated Nintendo system?

The Nintendo ds

(think calculus)

Currently Playing: Hearthstone, Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate , Okami, Ni No Kuni: Wrath of the White Witch

DiscoDriver43

What sound does an Ambulence make?

WIIUWiiUWIIUWIIU

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http://www.backloggery.com/discodriver43

Recently watched films: The Martian

Currently playing: Max Payne

Inkling

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I'm so sorry, I just had to

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I will update this when Half Life 3 arrives. [Started 17/11/2015]

Nintendo Network ID: ThatDude

Jason723

Go on the internet Untitled and click the Untitled

Jason723

Nintendo Network ID: jj72396

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