Topic: Nintendo Corrupt-A-Wish

Granted, now every FPS is M rated no matter what and children everywhere are prevented from playing them.

I wish hoodies and cargo pants were considered acceptable business clothing.

Granted but it will be restricted on other places.

I wish my Pecel rice has more basil leaves.

Granted, however, eventually the world is overrun with basil leaves, thus causing Earth to become one giant basil leaf. This would normally still be a wish granted, however, since the leaf is now a planet, it's too close to the sun, so the leaf burns and then becomes space dust.

I wish my couch would stop eating my stuff and thangs, it keeps devouring my phone, my earbuds, and even my leg.

Granted. Instead your bed eats your girlfriend.

I wish lunch today would be pizza.

Granted, but it will be a pizza that has octopus.

I wish there were more sandbox Mario games a la Odyssey/64.

Granted, but they have the movement mechanics of 3D land.

I wish that pokémon sword and shield are legitamtly good games.

Granted, but then Activision buys Game Freak. Nintendo no longer owns Pokemon, and future games are never appearing on a Nintendo console again. Not only are future Pokemon games progressively getting worse, but each new game is gonna have super-expensive DLC, Call of Duty-style.

I wish Sonic Forces was good.

Granted but it will be permanently good, will not have SuperB quality.

I wish my breakfast for tomorrow is fried rice.

Granted, it was actually chicken.
i wish the Nintendo Switch carts tasted like chocolate.

Granted and now you will accidentally eat your Switch carts due to taste like chocolate.

I wish i have enough stamina to beat lv 18 & 19 DDR songs.

Granted but you die from exhaustion in the end.

I wish i had shapeshifting powers

Granted, but you aren't told that they're only temporary, and you get stuck somewhere in between transforming from a duck into a hamster.

I wish for some news on Luigi's Mansion 3 that doesn't involve the words "delayed" or "cancelled."

Granted, the news is that the game has been transformed into a battle royale.

I wish for an army of skeletons.

Granted. It's on Clash Royale (a ftp card-based mobile game)

I wish to win the lottery

Granted and the prize is...... a scroll with message "Just kidding!" 😅

I wish i have a new NDS lite.

Granted. It's a rare, never-before-released, slime green and burnt orange model with hot pink and puce polka-dots and a picture of the ex-parrot from the Monty Python sketch on it.

I wish for news on Luigi's Mansion 3 that doesn't include the words "delayed", "cancelled", or "battle-royale".

Granted. Luigi's Mansion 3 comes out today, except that it's a real buggy mess. It's the next Sonic 06!

I wish for Super Mario 3D All-Stars, with 64, Sunshine, Galaxy 1 and 2, 3D Land, and 3D World. All with enhanced graphics and remastered soundtracks and on the Switch.

Granted. It also comes with Hotel Mario, and you have to beat it before accessing the other games. Also, both the menu icon and the cover art use images from Hotel Mario.

I wish that Luigi's Mansion 3 is not a buggy mess, is not delayed, is not a battle royale, and is not cancelled. (Don't judge me! I have a Luigi's Mansion fixation today).

Granted but the game has a horrible factory defect and requires a day one update of 10GB.

I wish I was more disciplined.

Granted and you should wake up at 5 am to start your day.

I wish i have $1,000