Topic: Nintendo Corrupt-A-Wish

@Sir_Anthony Granted, but now while your stuck in traffic people can throw red, green, and blue shells at each other, causing multiple automobile related deaths.

I wish we would get a new Wario Ware on Switch.

@Scrummer Granted, but it's a D.I.Y. sequel with more customization options but zero built-in microgames.

I wish for a Nintendo-racers crossover game to exist, featuring racers from forgotten franchises such as F-Zero, Mach Rider, Excitebike and Advance Wars

@MarcelRguez Granted, but Nintendo gives it very little publicity and makes it online multiplayer focused, killing the online community before it comes out.

I wish there was a Switch mini released for $150

@Scrummer
Granted, but the size will be sooo... Mini. Just 24.3 x 10.0 mm.

I wish there will be Switch XXL.

@Anti-Matter But it will also have an ultra poweful 4K processor, causing it to cost £499 and called Nintendo Switch X.

I hope Pilotwings comes to Switch next year.

@Matthew010 Granted, but you can only control a airplane(the big ones), and have to struggle with all the mechanisms a normal pilot would deal with(buttons and all). And there's a 5% chance your plane could get hijacked by terrorists when you fly with passengers.

I wish there could be a truly open-world Mario game, with one big interconnected world, multiple playable characters, and weeks of fun.

Granted. An open-world Mario will release the day after you die.

I wish I had a good book.

Granted, it was so good in fact everyone on the planet spent 13 months reading it, and forgot about this thread.

I wish that this thread won't be locked for being necroposted in by myself.

Granted, but it will be Anchovy.

I wish that I could turn back the clock... (Johnny Hates Jazz)

Granted but you become your own father. (not going into the details )
I wish I could drive a formula 1 car

Granted, but the vehicles will run on 1 cc.

I wish i have Fairy Godparents.

Granted, but now your Fairy Godparents nag you with an incessant "Hey!" "Look!" "Listen!" whenever you're out on a date.

I wish Rogue Squadron IV was finished and released.

Granted, but it’s filled with loot boxes and is a SouljaGame exclusive.

I wish digital only wasn’t a thing.

Granted, but it will be rereleased again in Indonesian language.

I wish i can play Para Para Paradise Arcade again.

Granted but all the songs are performed by Justin Bieber

I wish King K Rool was in a new Donkey Kong Country game.

Granted but he’s only on the Game Over screen.

I wish NSO had more exclusive games.

Granted, but it will be Cooking Mario or Boxing Mario.

I wish 3DS has another new model again.

Granted, but it can only play Meme Run 3D and Bigly's Revenge 4D

I wish Sonic Generations got a Switch port

Granted, but it is a demo version only available as a download code in a limited time Switch bundle.

I wish the Internet wasn’t more than a series of tubes.

Granted, but I’ve infused a Carolina Reaper with maple syrup.

I wish I didn’t have to mow this weekend.