Topic: Nintendo Corrupt-A-Wish

Granted. You sleep all night...and all day...and all night. You go into a coma and must be put on life support.

I wish I could teleport.

Granted, you end up accidentally teleporting off the nearest cliff and you fall to your death.

I wish I was rich beyond imagination.

Granted, you spend it all in a day.
I wish I could fly, run incredibly fast, and had a large amount of strength.

Granted, but everyone views you as a super villain and tries to take you down.

I wish there was a Rhythm Heaven game for the Switch

Granted, but it’s a licensed crossover with Teen Titans Go

I wish for an n64 mini

Granted, but Super Mario 64, Ocarina of Time, and Majora's mask are excluded.

I wish I could have any game on the Switch Eshop free of charge.

Granted, but everything is removed from the eShop except demos.
I wish Nintendo would make Super Smash Kart.

Granted! It's a fighting game that exclusively uses go karts for its roster.

I wish there were more cool dinosaur games.

Nintendo just announced that they are releasing 5 new dinosaur games on the N-Gage.

I wish the next open world Bethesda game came to the Switch.

It does, but they have been bribed to use Bubsy as the main protagonist. Bubsy Odyssey is an instant failure.

I wish Nintendo would add Gamecube titles on Switch virtual console before the year ends.

The year is 2029, not this year.

I wish they made a sequel to Donkey Kong 64.

@Agriculture Granted. The devs manage to stuff even more needless, tedious collectibles into the game, and make 100% required ones appear out of bounds, unattainable unless you hack or glitch the game.

I wish FreakyForms got a sequel on the Switch.

They're now building race cars using nuts and bolts.

I wish a complete remake of Knight of the Old Republic came to the Switch.

Granted, but it will be on Android or IOs.

I wish there will be Nintendo 4DS or 5DS or WhateverDS.

Hold up he said he wanted it to be on Switch, so it will be on Switch, but it'll be the Android version, graphics and all

Also, your wish is granted, but precious development time is taken off Switch, delaying numerous games into the year after they're slated for release.

I wish Sonic Forces had a decent NA demo.

@Scrummer Ta-da! Your decent Sonic Forces demo - NA only - allows you to play two whole minutes before cutting out. The demo is such a big hit, Sega decides to pour all its resources into producing only two-minute games in the future.

I wish Nicalis would stop making everybody pay the inflated physical prices for their eShop releases, and stick to a max price of £15 on digital, especially since they don't even sell the carts in Europe.

Granted, but it will be no more Physical retail anymore.

I wish there will be a Bodybuilder game on Nintendo Switch.

@Anti-Matter Granted, but it ships with unnecessary add-ons that hardly ever work, that are also imperative to play the game.

I wish joy-cons weren't so gosh dang expensive.

Granted, but the size will be soooo.... tiny and no HD Rumble, No NFC Reader/Writer, No Motion IR Camera.

I wish Wii U is live longer for at least until 2019.

Granted, but you pumped it so full of life sustaining drugs that it's just a blubbering wreck that doesn't know what day it is. Killing it sooner would have been a mercy.

I wish Konami would get with the program and put their classic IP on Switch!