Topic: Nintendo Corrupt-A-Wish

Oh well, I already have one.

Okay, but Right-Os are erased from everyone's memory and nobody ever mentions them again.

I wish it was summer.

Granted, But we had to move the calender two months forward and now our sleep schedules got completely messed up._{(Summer would be nice though, since E3 is in the middle of June.)}

I wish complete editions (manual,box etc.) of Paper Mario 64 and Mario Party 3 didn't cost 2000 SEK (220$/170£) I want to buy them for a much lower price.

Okay, but there's only like 3 in stock anywhere.

I wish FE Warriors was gonna be on O3DS.

Granted, but constant slowdowns and framerate drops makes it unplayable.

I wish for new pokemon games to be announced.

granted, but you found out that these pokemon games were pc exclusive.
i wish for a sandwich

@Aozz101x Granted, but the sandwich is possesed by the spirit of an evil samurai.... and the ham expired two month ago.

I wish that any of you gives me a Nintendo Switch.

Granted, but it can only play download games. No physical.

I wish for a new Mega Man game for the Switch.

@OdnetninAges Granted, but is gonna be called Might 9 Redux.

I wish I could find 3DS players for streetpassing everyday.

@maceng Granted, but now everyone wants to do nothing but play 3DS and we all become dumb because of too much games.

I wish I had a time machine to go to when Kingdom Hearts 3 releases.

Granted, but it gets delayed till the year 84,331, in which humans evolved and are barely recognizable, and video games are controlled by a 6th sense you don't have.

I wish my love of Nintendo and my love of pasta could somehow combine.

Granted, but in the form of nasty Nintendo brand pasta with download codes for Super Pasta Bros.

I wish there weren't so many $40 3DS games.

Granted, they cost five hundred ninety nine us dollars now.

I wish the switch dog was like, a dog you get with the switch, because my dog = NO STFU

@SheldonRandoms Granted, but you have to constantly put the dog in the dock to charge it. Good luck.

I wish SEGA cared about their older properties.

They care by porting them to phones. However, they only work on Nokia phones.

I wish for smash to get ported to switch soon.

@Fbigabig Granted, but you have to buy every single amiibo again due to incompatibility and "new" features.

I wish that more retro games will come to the 3DS.

@Fbigabig Granted, but all the characters are locked behind paid DLC except Mario even after paying the initial $60.

I wish I could see the future like Shulk.

Granted, but from now on you're really feeling it.
I wish for a new Mario & Luigi to be released on Nintendo Switch.

Granted, in the form of two newborn inmates named Mario and Luigi being released from prison, and stepping on your Nintendo Switch on the way out, crushing it and soiling it.

I wish I had non-baby-ex-con Super Mario's mustache.

Granted, but it turns into a caterpillar and you scream like Luigi.

I wish I got a sick, Capcom-style re-release / remaster of Super Mario Sunshine with full, redone voice acting in seven languages (as Piantas speak English / whatever now).

Granted. It's infected with cholera. Also, this project replaces Super Mario Odyssey.

I wish Super Mario Odyssey wasn't replaced, and for it to have online multiplayer with friends, and local multiplayer by hooking up Switches LAN-style for a separate screen experience.