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ThomGee

@crimsontadpoles But there is absolutely nothing to do except walk in a barren field.

I wish that Pokemon Go was good.

I, for one, welcome our new Nintendo overlords.

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Grumblevolcano

Pokemon Go becomes so good that Game Freak decides to cancel development of all future games for consoles (home and handheld) including the heavily rumoured Stars for Switch causing the Switch to sell significantly worse than Wii U forcing Nintendo to develop for XB1 and PS4.

I wish the Wii U version of BotW was the superior version (like the GC version of TP being superior to the Wii version).

Grumblevolcano

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Haru17

Grumblevolcano wrote:

I wish the Wii U version of BotW was the superior version (like the GC version of TP being superior to the Wii version).

But you already sold your Wii U and are forced to buy two new consoles, almost as if you are in some kind of moralistic tale about wishing ill upon others.

Mario Sports Superstars is THE GREATEST sports game of all time, going so far as to sweep 2017's relevant GOTY categories.

Don't hate me because I'm bnahabulous.

Buizel

Haru17 wrote:

Mario Sports Superstars is THE GREATEST sports game of all time, going so far as to sweep 2017's relevant GOTY categories.

It gets the Fifa treatment with annual releases and player cameos.

Switch gets an exclusive Final Fantasy title.

Buizel

Haru17

Buizel wrote:

Switch gets an exclusive Final Fantasy title.

It's XV-2.

Nintendo's section at Universal theme parks blows up, dwarfing Disneyland in scale and appeal.

Don't hate me because I'm bnahabulous.

Grumblevolcano

Buizel wrote:

Haru17 wrote:

Mario Sports Superstars is THE GREATEST sports game of all time, going so far as to sweep 2017's relevant GOTY categories.

It gets the Fifa treatment with annual releases and player cameos.

Switch gets an exclusive Final Fantasy title.

It's a Final Fantasy game with Nintendo cameos and the gameplay of Superman 64, Cloud gains the ability to fly, loses his sword and flies through rings to try and save Samus who has been captured by Waluigi.

Switch gets significant major 3rd party support (e.g. EA, Activision, Ubisoft).

Grumblevolcano

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Buizel

Haru17 wrote:

Nintendo's section at Universal theme parks blows up, dwarfing Disneyland in scale and appeal.

...the theme park is so successful that they forget about games.

Grumblevolcano wrote:

Switch gets significant major 3rd party support (e.g. EA, Activision, Ubisoft).

...on the virtual console only.

Nintendo outsells its competitors 2:1.

Buizel

D_Main

Buizel wrote:

Nintendo outsells its competitors 2:1.

...with the NES mini

Nintendo branches out to the television industry but...

D_Main

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JohnBlackstar

It is just to purchase the CW network where they start to produce teen dramas about our favorite Nintendo characters. They realize the have exhausted all their cash reserves when it bombs and sell all of their intellectual property.

Nintendo creates an amazing Legend of Zelda movie.

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Tyranexx

The movie is well received by critics, but fans hate it as it covers the plotlines of Link: The Faces of Evil and Zelda: Wand of Gamelon...with the horrible voice acting from those titles.

Perfect Dark is remastered for the Switch.

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Vee_Flames

But the name "Perfect Bright" is accidentally printed on the game case box art (physical and digital) as well as the title screen, causing the game's publishing company to recall millions and millions of copies before eventually being driven to bankruptcy.
I wish the Wii U sold more units.

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gcunit

Vee_Flames wrote:

I wish the Wii U sold more units...

...to pro-Trump Russians, who used them to inject subliminal messages into miiverse in order to change the course of the 21st Century.

I wish there were more Nintendo Directs, even if they were just montages of Miyamoto et al playing some classic games and trash talking each other.

Edited on by gcunit

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Nicolai

Granted. Nintendo trades their E3 presence for a Wii Fit Direct next year.

I wish the Nintendo Switch could make hot chocolate.

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Fbigabig

@nicolai the hot chocolate is so hot it starts fires.

I wish for a new Pokémon game every 3rd month

Edited on by Fbigabig

1 2 switch is worth it!

Haru17

crimsontadpoles wrote:

I wish I had a pizza.

Nintendo wishes they had a pizza too, and the world goes hungry.

Instead of ruining the next Paper Mario game, Miyamoto...

Don't hate me because I'm bnahabulous.

Grumblevolcano

crimsontadpoles wrote:

Ok, they create new mobile pay-to-win games. Expect to be charged for every pokmeon you catch, and don't expect levelling up to be cheap either.

I wish I had a pizza.

But with every bite the Switch is delayed by 1 month.

I wish the Switch had a proper account system.

Grumblevolcano

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Vee_Flames

It does, with all the works and everything..... but it's not available at launch. And 3 years after that.
I wish I got a New 3DS at the gift exchange I went to yesterday.

Edited on by Vee_Flames

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chiefeagle02

@Vee_Flames You did and it's got an inch of dead pixels in the center of the top screen.

I wish Nintendo would make a proper Animal Crossing game for Wii U...

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Nicolai

Granted, but the game is so intense on the Wii U, that in order to get it to run properly, Nintendo makes it so that the only controller compatible with it is nunchuk. Not Wii remote/ nunchuk combo, just nunchuk, with the Wii remote disabled, and the analog stick reduced to just four-direction input, like on virtual console. That way, the Wii U only has to read input less complex than an NES controller.

Haru17 wrote:

Instead of ruining the next Paper Mario game, Miyamoto...

...ruins Kingdom Hearts. Nintendo bought the rights to it just to Miyamoto-tize it.

I wish Nintendo would innovate better on their infamous rehash franchises, like Mario Party and Mario Tennis. (EDIT: and New Super Mario Bros!)

Edited on by Nicolai

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