Topic: Nintendo Corrupt-A-Wish

Granted, it is now only expensive instead of "so expensive".

I wish people would stop knocking Nintendo for every small thing they do.

Instead, they knock them for everything.

I wish for joy-cons to get a huge discount after day 1 .

Granted. They get a huge discount, but are immediately bought up by scalpers, rendering the discount moot.

I wish I didn't have to make a wish in every post.

Granted

I wish Breath of the Wild's DLC was a free update that added a 2-player real time co-op mode with no latency.

Granted. But it's random pairing only with choice chat, and the servers are filled with whiny kids.

I wish Reggie would get into more antics

@Nicolai Noice.

Granted, but that wasn't a performance on The Tonight Show — he's literally a freakin' robot.

I wish Breath of the Wild let players choose whether they wanted to play as Link or Zelda at the beginning of the game.

Granted. In Tingle: Breath of the wild, you can choose who u want to play as at the beginning of the game, but no matter which one u choose, after 5 min u change into tingle.

I wish I got my Nintendo switch and games early.

Granted, but because of embargos on the Switch and its software, you're forced to live in a special, secret off-shore base devoid of any human contact save for two robot guards. You're forbidden from contacting the outside world and from having internet access (so no online) until March 3rd.

I wish for another Zelda game to feature Wolf Link in the actual story, similar to Twilight Princess.

@Tyranexx That sounds dope.

Granted, but this time Link actually gets stuck as Wolf Link. He can talk to animals, but all intelligent races sound like Charley Brown parents to him.

I wish Breath of the Wild had real time seasons instead of just that one fall forest area and snowy mountains.

@Haru17
As 19.99 paid dlc.

I wish for new switch, dock, grip, and joy-con colors which can be purchased separately.

No ragrets.

I wish for new switch, dock, grip, and joy-con colors which can be purchased separately.

Granted, but the special system components only turn on and work when you have assembled at least one piece of each color of Alolan Muk.

I wish upon a star, that, Metroid, you would tell me where you are~

I jumped into DAT Alolan Muk because I was wearing a go-kart in lue of wearing pants, and because it was really rainbow road if you pollute the ocean boys and girls, and somehow, I found the Metroid! I gave you the Metroid, but it didn't know how to crawl.

I wish Ristar had a sequel.

@SheldonRandoms
It is an xbox one exclusive.

I wish for the switch online to be free and the paid version is the one with monthly games and voice chat.

Granted. The online has the same speed as the Wii Wi-Fi.

I wish I didn't get obsessed with media so easily.

Granted. But now you spend your days bored and unable to find meaning in life.

I wish I could actually catch up my massive gaming backlog.

granted. but it's going take years for you to complete them.
i wish their was a Nintendo Sandwich

Granted, but as it's a collectible item, scalpers buy up them all, freeze them, and sell them for obscene amounts on eBay to the highest bidder.

I wish that Darksiders: Warmastered Edition would have a solid release date on Wii U.

Granted, the release date is never, because it was cancelled.

I wish for a slice of pie.

granted, but i already ate the whole pie.
i wish for a mario kart 8 and coke zero crossover

Granted. You get Mario Kart Zero. It has zero power-ups, zero courses, and sells zero copies.

(but hey, zero calories!)

I wish the next Zelda game (after BotW) stars a badass Marin as the main protagonist, seeking Link out of revenge for her lost home.