Topic: Ninten-jokes!

What did Paper Mario say to the rock?
I win!

Q: There's a fire truck company around, called the RedHat House. Why do you suppose that is?
A: Because Mario's the lead character. [rimshot]

My jokes suck!!!!!

@Xkhaoz: Congratulations! You actually posted an actual joke that I actually liked (actually)! Hasn't been too much of that going around this thread, really. Your prize? THE INTENSE PRESSURE TO DO IT AGAIN LEST YOU SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES! Oh, and an imaginary dollar. Don't spend it all in one imaginary place!

Yeah, Xkhaoz, that joke really was good. Kudos.

Hey I got one!

Q:Why did Chiken Brutus cross the road?
A:To go to the doctor to get the crab/spider thing removed from his head!

HAHAHA!

I'm not funny...

@Stuffgamer1 Which one, the octorok one, or the Paper Mario one?

You're Paper Mario one was good, X.

Okay, here I go, I hope this one's better than my last one [I'm not exactly good at making jokes].
Q: What is Princess Toadstool's favorite color?
A: Peach!

Please tell me this one was at least decent.

Why does Mario save Daisy in Super Mario Land?

Because Luigi is too scared to do it.

Come to think of it, my new Ninten-joke does sound decent. What do you guys think?

Q: What do I want to do when I grow up?
A: I want to help Mario not sustain any damage, if only for a few seconds, every once in a while.

I know it might seem unoriginal; a couple of users made nice comments, which I turned into this joke I made, and I thought: why not? I really liked that comment, and it matches my username. Maybe this is one of those better jokes I've ever thought of sharing. Huzzah, I finally got one right!!!

Why did the koopa run off a cliff?
His favorite color was green.

Q. Why do many Legend of Zelda fans prefer Majora's Mask to Ocarina of Time?
A. Because Tatl doesn't say "Hey! Listen!" every five seconds!

Q. What happened when Tingle got his wires crossed with the travel agent?
A. He was shipped to Kuala Lumpur! ("Tingle! Tingle! Kooloooooooo-LIMPAH!")

Q. What would happen if the Mushroom Kingdom and Hyrule worked together on a genetically-engineered crossbreed program?

A. You'd have these running around!

@Xkhaoz: Definitely the Paper Mario one. That new Koopa one isn't bad either, though it does require more in-depth game knowledge than usual (and technically doesn't answer the question, as correlation does NOT equal causation). But I nitpick.

@Clinker: OUCH! Poor Weegee...

Q. what do you call a Wii successor.
A. The Nintendo Puu

Q: What did Ganon use to open up the door.
A:Try-force
(I saw it on a Nintendo Power issue.)
I hope nobody used it yet.

Why wasn't there a Metroid 64?
Because Samus didn't want to face 64 Metroids at once!
(Okay, that one was kinda lame compared to my recent ones)

@bonii: I don't think anyone did...but it's really not very good, at least from a grammatical standpoint (yes, I'm picky about that kind of stuff).

@Xkhaoz: Hey, I liked it.

@Stuffgamer1 Thanks! I thought it was kinda good, but here's a alternate version.
Why wasn't there a Metroid 64?
Because Samus didn't want to face a level 64 metroid. (It sounds better as 64 metroids)
Okay, I'll do a new one:
Why was Mario banned from currling?
Because his mustache was all ready currled enough.

@Xkhaos - Hahahaha. Currling. :3 Nice

How about this one:
Q: What did the Zelda chicken say when he converted Hyrule Rupees to US Dollars and/or British Lire?
A: He said, "Wow! That's a lot of bu-bu-bucks!"

I'm gonna get spanked for this, aren't I? I only got the idea of the joke from Toy Story 2, and the chickens are a well known NPC group in the Zelda games. Blame BigAl for having made that quote, "You're gonna make me buuu-bu-bu-bucks!" in his chicken suit.