@Xkhaoz: Congratulations! You actually posted an actual joke that I actually liked (actually)! Hasn't been too much of that going around this thread, really. Your prize? THE INTENSE PRESSURE TO DO IT AGAIN LEST YOU SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES! Oh, and an imaginary dollar. Don't spend it all in one imaginary place!
My Backloggery Updated sporadically. Got my important online ID's on there, anyway. :P
Okay, here I go, I hope this one's better than my last one [I'm not exactly good at making jokes]. Q: What is Princess Toadstool's favorite color? A: Peach!
Q: What do I want to do when I grow up? A: I want to help Mario not sustain any damage, if only for a few seconds, every once in a while.
I know it might seem unoriginal; a couple of users made nice comments, which I turned into this joke I made, and I thought: why not? I really liked that comment, and it matches my username. Maybe this is one of those better jokes I've ever thought of sharing. Huzzah, I finally got one right!!!
@Xkhaoz: Definitely the Paper Mario one. That new Koopa one isn't bad either, though it does require more in-depth game knowledge than usual (and technically doesn't answer the question, as correlation does NOT equal causation). But I nitpick.
@Stuffgamer1 Thanks! I thought it was kinda good, but here's a alternate version. Why wasn't there a Metroid 64? Because Samus didn't want to face a level 64 metroid. (It sounds better as 64 metroids) Okay, I'll do a new one: Why was Mario banned from currling? Because his mustache was all ready currled enough.
How about this one: Q: What did the Zelda chicken say when he converted Hyrule Rupees to US Dollars and/or British Lire? A: He said, "Wow! That's a lot of bu-bu-bucks!"
I'm gonna get spanked for this, aren't I? I only got the idea of the joke from Toy Story 2, and the chickens are a well known NPC group in the Zelda games. Blame BigAl for having made that quote, "You're gonna make me buuu-bu-bu-bucks!" in his chicken suit.
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