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Kawaiipikachu

Q. Why theres no simple Wars on Nintendo
A. Because they all are Advance Wars

Kawaiipikachu

Xkhaoz

@StarBoy91 That one was good. Oh, I've got a chicken one:
What hatched from the egg?
The Grim Reaper.

Why are Mario and peach not married?
Because Mario doesn't love fruit.

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StarBoy91

Thanks, X.

To each their own

Xkhaoz

Why was Mario arrested?
For draining the ocean on a cannonball.
EDIT: Okay, this ones a bit lame. So here's another.

Why was Mario banned from the Kart race?
He was so fat, he was heavier than the "heavy" section.

Edited on by Xkhaoz

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Mabbit

why did this joke suck?
Because it had no punchline or any comedic content in it at all

Heisenberg says "relax!"
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Xkhaoz

Why did Link cross the road?
He wanted chicken for lunch.

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Stuffgamer1

@Xkhaoz: I don't even GET that first joke from post #105...I find the second one rather bad, though.

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Xkhaoz

@Stuffgamer1 Yeah, every once in a while a comedian has a rotten tomato. but you like the chicken lunch one right? Oh, and he drained the ocean because he was so fat. Well, e had a topic on a different forum and it was called "How fat is Mario?" so, yeah. Well, here's a new one!

Why was Mario arrested?
Because he was under the influence of mushrooms.

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Rally

What was Pac-Man's Problem?
He had a fruity personality.

Lame? I think so.

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Stuffgamer1

@Xkhaoz: Oh, so you meant WITH a cannonball, as in the jump-into-the-water kind. I got totally confused by your wording.

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Rally

@Xkhaos cannonball joke?

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Xkhaoz

@Rally Yes. Now, I must come up with a good joke:
What happens when Kirby swallows your mom?
He turns into a zombie. (Scribblenauts joke)

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StarBoy91

Ok, ok, ok, here's another one.
Q: Why did Skeletal Koopa not laugh at any jokes?
A: Because he doesn't have a funny bone!! [rimshot]

Meh, I've come up with better; but this one seems decent.

To each their own

Mabbit

why did this joke also suck?
Because its the same as the last one genius

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StarBoy91

^Says the very mean, hurtful user with no sense of humor and doesn't appreciate a decent effort.

Edited on by StarBoy91

To each their own

GamerZack87

StarBoy91 wrote:

Q: Why did Skeletal Koopa not laugh at any jokes?
A: Because he doesn't have a funny bone!! [rimshot]

That Dry Bones one is a classic!

I don't mean to leech off you StarBoy91, but here's another joke I just thought-up (read: Nintendofied):

Q. Why didn't the Dry Bones cross the road?
A. He didn't have the guts!

Guess which joke I Nintendofied?

Edited on by GamerZack87

"Pay me 20 Rupees and I'll talk."
CHINK
"Never forget the comfort of freshly-washed shorts."

StarBoy91

Wow, thanks, NintendoPurist. I'm glad you find it decent.

And good joke, too, the one you just made.

Edited on by StarBoy91

To each their own

GamerZack87

Thanks! Here's another:

Q. What's the only way a Yoshi can make an egg?
A. Scrambled!

"Pay me 20 Rupees and I'll talk."
CHINK
"Never forget the comfort of freshly-washed shorts."

StarBoy91

That's another good one.

To each their own

GamerZack87

To start the seventh page...

Q. Why did Kirby collapse during his battle with Meta Knight?
A. He had a sugar crash!

Must've been all those shortcakes and lollipops...

Q. Why didn't Luigi go to the toilet before he and Mario left for the Beanbean Kingdom?
A. He thought they were going to the Peapea Kingdom!

I know, I know, a toilet-related Mario joke! Or is that a Mario-related toilet joke? Hmm...

Edited on by GamerZack87

"Pay me 20 Rupees and I'll talk."
CHINK
"Never forget the comfort of freshly-washed shorts."

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