Topic: QotD Up for grabs.

What kind of serial killer hasn't a hidden hole in their living room for quick body storage?

get a job as a funeral director and start stuffin' 'em in with the paying stiffs. it's a win-win!

Stick them into cryogenic storage in your cellar. Then when they find a cure you can rescue them.

Don't hide them expose them for what they are!!!........... oh bodies I thought you said bronies nvm

First things first: lay down several sheets of plastic and a tarp and place the body on top of it. Next, chop the head, arms and legs up and wrap them them up separately so they'll fit in the trunk of your car. Once that's done you need to get your hands on some calcium oxide and a shovel and to drive out to the a nice secluded wooded area.. Once you find an appropriate location, it's time for a hike: you're going to want to make sure you bury the body quite some distance from where anyone would be likely to happen upon. Dig a good sized hole, line it with more plastic and dump all but the head in. Sprinkle liberally with the calcium oxide, fill the hole back up and repeat the process with the head several miles way.

Next lesson: Securing an alibi.

Have an epic "Weekend at Bernie's"-style weekend. Chicks dig dead guys with sunglasses.

Eh, dump them in the meat grinder and call it a day... or you could donate them to the bacon processing factory, because isn't that what bacon is made of?

Shove 'em into a woodchipper.

Just be careful and make sure there aren't any pregnant sheriffs lurking around.

well they do make good food for the animals and certainly make good fertilizer,but in the winter when its cold they make use for the wood stove but you got to deal with the smell of burning flesh

put the bodies in a laptops and then sell them.

Put them in a stew, cook them, and feed the meal to the search party.

You fools! Put those bodies on ice ASAP and start selling off those organs to those who need them, but can't wait. Always do this with bodies, you not only get rid of the evidence... it can also help you make a good deal of money. As for the left overs...there's a demand for them too whether it be cheap feed for livestock, meat for larger fast food chains, and even scientific experiments about reanimating corpses.

You could dump them next to a PS3 to hide the smell. Unless the bodies are still alive. In that case, you can just leave them with me.

Haha, I thought of Mrs. Lovett too.

Hurley: What about the B-O-D-Y-S?
Michael: What are you spelling, man? Bodies?
Walt: B-O-D-I-E-S.

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Regarding the question - Let's throw them down the well at Kakariko Village in the Ocarina of Time universe!!! xD

Don't listen to him, do it.
Or you could make some money by bringing it to Body Worlds.

Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em In a stew.

QotD #384: How do you feel about the sun?

...It's annoying.