Topic: Mario walks into a bar...

...who then attempts to use magic to solve things.

Before he can however, Doomguy bursts out of Mario's head and fires the BFG right at him, which...

...is surprisingly ineffective, thus Bowsette hires Boba Fett and Samus to deal with it, they...

...take the money and run away together, as they realised they found the best bounty of all: love. Hand in hand, the two then...

...warp away to the Ding Dong Kingdom, where they got married and lived happily ever after.

Earth is now a smoldering, post-apocalyptic wreck as a desperate Bowsette tries using magic to fix things. However, Mario and Sonic notice her and...

...start break dancing! Since they are so large this causes massive earthquakes, Bowsette...

...FINALLY tracks down Doomguy, who had gone back to his routine of slaying demons on Mars.

Enlarging him to the same size as Mario and Sonic, Doomguy fires the BFG and takes down the two titans for good with the power of Argent Energy.

The world (well, what's left of it) has now finally been saved. However, just as Doomguy grabs Bowsette's very large check, a booming voice echoes across the cosmos saying...

“I got it, I finally got it!” It was Dr. Robitnik observing the stars at the Generi Town Observatory. “ I’ll put Sonic in slow down shoes and force him to complete many meaningless ma-“.

Robotnik is suddenly hit by a skateboard on the head, it’s the Captain N version of Alucard!

Alucard exclaims “....

"no u. This thread is dead anyway. "

But suddenly, i summoned Phoenix to revive this thread and i heard someone said "Budum ! Where are you my love ?!".....

And Moltres burst through the window with a sign hanging from it's neck saying: Holy crap is this thread still going?!"

And then Pikachu thunderbolts Moltres out the door.

Team rocket kidnaps pikachu and leaves the now-empty bar.

@HobbitGamer then the bartender finally got a break after that 2-year shift.

@Apportal Now the bartender gets a girlfriend.

But unfortunately there are Haruka and Michiru (from Sailor Moon) are waiting for talisman....

They never came.

After 1 year later, Princess Peach decides to open the forbidden book from....

.... the library & gets teleported to Ivalice!

Suddenly she transformed into Lady Ashe and there are Chun Li and Morrigan gossiping about......

if Ryu's heir is oiled or if its all natural.