Topic: Mario walks into a bar...

Was sad no one had replied to this in ages, so...

The Donkey Kong meme he had seen on the net.

Koopa walks in. "Wake up, samurai," he says. He's talking to...

Pumbaa and suddenly Pumbaa release his fart and....

Dissected Kirby only to find out .....

It was a statue made out of Rhodonite.

The statue shattered, causing Luigi to wake up. He's holding...

A very large potato that resembles Dr. Wily..

Dr willy isnt that the man

Mario grabs the Dr.Wily out of Luigis hand and says...

"I LOVE my hair and make up, even i hate them !"
But, before he finished his line.....

Boweser Jr flys in on his ship and snatches the Dr.Wily potato, what happens next is..

(Um... What the hell happened to this story?)
Luigi said, "Let's not stray too far into fanfiction territory."

(LOL 🤣 No idea)
Duke Nukem says to Luigi "I'm here to kick ass and chew gum, and I'm all outta gum"...

And at that point Duke grabs Luigi by the throat and rips out his....

Pack of bubble gum refreshments but before he could open the packet...

Princess Peach face and the bubble gum changes its color into.....

....a sickly green.

Meanwhile, Doomguy gets a beer and...

Chugs it in one go 🍺😎, Doomguy then asks Mario where to get his next beer and Mario does....

...not know, having only drunk here all his life.

DoomGuy mentions there's a place down the road, and Mario agrees to go there for a chance. When they get there, however, they're surrounded by Nazis...

Mario not realising what they are sits down at the bar, Doomguy quickly then...