Mario walks into a bar... - General Discussion Forum

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Nemodius
Sat 3rd Nov 2018

And the winner of the best can-opener theif 2018 is...............
A sweet transvestite vampire hunter from transexual, Transylvania
Frankenfurter Belmont !!!

Edited on Sat 3rd November, 2018 @ 00:02 by Nemodius

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roy130390
Sat 3rd Nov 2018

A hobo and a misterious man...

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Heavyarms55
Sat 3rd Nov 2018

But the goldfish was actually a disguised spy camera, sent by Waluigette to...

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Anti-Matter
Sat 3rd Nov 2018

Candid all the activities.
Meanwhile, it was raining men at Hestu place , with "It's Raining Men" song by Geri Haliwell .......

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Nemodius
Sat 3rd Nov 2018

then The Weather Girls busted in and shut that Geri Halliwell crap off and started playing the REAL stuff as it continues to rain men at Hestu's Palace....

Edited on Sat 3rd November, 2018 @ 17:41 by Nemodius

"If failure is the greatest teacher, how come we are not the most superior beings in the universe ???"

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Nemodius
Sat 3rd Nov 2018

disco ball comes down and all the new cast of Super Smash Bros Ultimate start gettin down !!!
(Yah, Geri Halliwell ain't NOTHIN !!!) LOL

Edited on Sat 3rd November, 2018 @ 17:55 by Nemodius

"If failure is the greatest teacher, how come we are not the most superior beings in the universe ???"

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ogo79
Sat 3rd Nov 2018

jhewitt3476 wrote:

And the winner of the best can-opener theif 2018 is...............
A sweet transvestite vampire hunter from transexual, Transylvania
Frankenfurter Belmont !!!

lmao
_{ok carry on}

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As @ogo79 said, the SNS-RZ-USA is a prime giveaway that it's not a legit retail cart.
And yes, he is (usually) always right, and he is (almost) the sexiest gamer out there (not counting me) ;)

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G-Boy
Sat 3rd Nov 2018

Waluigi enters the palace and tries to gain attention by...

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Heavyarms55
Sun 4th Nov 2018

Link, Ike, Marth, Lucina, Roy, Robin and Corrin who were arguing over who the best sword fighter in Smash is. Instead they all start flirting with Bowsette. This causes...

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Nemodius
Tue 6th Nov 2018

a soft but thick crinkled material, and the faint but familiar sound of.......Bowsette purring !!!
he snapped his hand back and.......

"If failure is the greatest teacher, how come we are not the most superior beings in the universe ???"

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Heavyarms55
Tue 6th Nov 2018

[censored] This enraged Booette, so she...

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ogo79
Fri 9th Nov 2018

robitussin

the_shpydar wrote:
As @ogo79 said, the SNS-RZ-USA is a prime giveaway that it's not a legit retail cart.
And yes, he is (usually) always right, and he is (almost) the sexiest gamer out there (not counting me) ;)

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Heavyarms55
Fri 9th Nov 2018

Then everyone ate the carrots and fell asleep for more than 200 years. They woke up to find...

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Nemodius
Fri 9th Nov 2018

The Slow Cooker Kingdom and because of that oversight, the carrots suffered a........

"If failure is the greatest teacher, how come we are not the most superior beings in the universe ???"

595
Tasuki
Sat 10th Nov 2018

Begin drinking bottles of hot sauce because

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ogo79
Sun 11th Nov 2018

cold sauce

the_shpydar wrote:
As @ogo79 said, the SNS-RZ-USA is a prime giveaway that it's not a legit retail cart.
And yes, he is (usually) always right, and he is (almost) the sexiest gamer out there (not counting me) ;)

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Heavyarms55
Sun 11th Nov 2018

This created a monumental chain reaction that reset the fabric of existence! Thus Mario walks into a bar...

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Tasuki
Sun 11th Nov 2018

And ordered a Jack and Coke, when suddenly......

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ogo79
Mon 12th Nov 2018

2 men named jack and coke yelled "were not for sale!"

the_shpydar wrote:
As @ogo79 said, the SNS-RZ-USA is a prime giveaway that it's not a legit retail cart.
And yes, he is (usually) always right, and he is (almost) the sexiest gamer out there (not counting me) ;)

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Heavyarms55
Tue 13th Nov 2018

99 gold coins each. But Mario was short, so instead he offered...

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