Topic: Mario walks into a bar...

@ReaderRagfish ...tail, which caused Bowser to rage and become Giga Bowser.

But, suddenly, there is a Lightning that Zap everyone become Mini size. At the same time, he throw a .....

@Anti-Matter ...axe, which is caught by a normal sized Peach. The princess...

caught bubble man and needle man about to hug when suddenly...

@ogo79 PM Toadsworth appears! Pissed that Yoshi committed tax fraud, Toadsworth...

@ReaderRagfish ...attempted to eat the PM. Security rushed in, Zappers brandished...

Top of the line Stark Industries Model PG009 Potato Guns! They opened fire on...

A fat suit that made him appear 3 times his normal size! But he couldn't move so Mario came and...

Gizmo, followed by He-man and Dick Tracy. Dick Tracy was so upset about placing third that he .....

...paid Link to kill Gizmo AND He-Man. Link couldn't, because...

Some Hunky Stripease Dancers to celebrate the party with "Gimme, Gimme, Gimme" song by CHER......

@Anti-Matter ...who then invited Gizmo onstage to assainate their target. Gizmo...

Was just about when all of a sudden Goofy busted into the room to warn everyone.....

@Tasuki "Eggman's attacking!"

Suddenly, an explosion shook the castle as...

@ReaderRagfish ...priceless chandelier hanging from above.

The doctor then asked this:

we get a new chandelier by making a kickstarter right?

At this, the doctor unleashed his new creation: killer robo-kittens!

But once again, he forgot the batteries! So instead he ordered Pizza for everyone! The toppings were...

@Heavyarms55 ...steamed hams, Mario's tomato sauce, and peaches.

Bowser raged because...

Peaches on pizza is a terrible idea! The juice makes the pizza far too soggy! Then Cooking Mama ran into the room with freshly baked bread from Farmville 2 and...