Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

@Reala: Granted. But a 3-headed monkey pirate with an eyepatch attacks it.

I wish that Smash Bros. show I wished for earlier did not suck and was really popular.

Granted, but then a rival company makes a show that makes the Super Smash Bros. show seem inferior.

I wish I could breathe underwater.

Granted, but you lose the ability to breathe regular air.

I wish I could smack the dude who leaked the Other M footage.

Granted, but then he follows you around like the paparazzi that he is.

I wish for eternal happiness.

Granted, but your friends are miserable.

I wish I had a flashy-thingy.
_{cookie to whoever gets the reference.}

Granted but the flashing blinds you.

I wish I could get Starkiller's reference.

Granted, but I have to flashy-thingy you and you don't remember a thing.

I wish someone would get my reference.

Granted, I get it. But now you have to give me a cookie.

I wish I had more cookies.

Granted, but then you have a tummy ache from eating too many cookies.

I wish to always be clean and never evil.

MIB reference...nice.

Granted, but your reflection in the mirror always looks dirty and evil even though you aren't, and it drives you insane.

I wish there was no such thing as a glitched Trophy.

Granted. Now there are bugged Trophies.

I wish there was a wishing star

Granted, it's a shooting star and lands on you.

I wish my Wii could make pizzas, and my DSi could shoot out little pepperonis for them.

Granted. But it glitches and turns your games into pizzas!

I wish I could survive falling off cliffs as well (see my last post).

Granted, but then you get squushed by a rock.

I wish I could do backflips on the ground.

Granted but you become light as paper and fly away while doing your first one.

I wish I could beat Mega Man 10 without so much difficulty and get to play it over and over like that

Granted, but then you have difficulty beating even the easiest of games after that.

I wish I could have some Star Bits.

Granted, but they're implanted with nanobots and now the government is tracking your every move.
I wish I was a had a Leprechaun's pot of gold!

Granted, but then greed drives you to insanity and brings to permanent jailtime.

I wish I could watch the movie Jaws.

@Starboy: Granted. But you're not going to like it!

I wish I could survive being squushed by a rock.

Granted, but you die instantly from everything else.

I wish I knew ninjutsu (pretty sure I spelled that one wrong).