Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, but since its been released so early it has a lot of bugs and its really bad.

I wish my forums were as popular as this one

Granted, they're so popular that it takes 20 minutes to load the home page.

What I said last post.

Granted, but your tv will fly around the room and destroy your copy of the game until the actual release date.

I wish this thread wasnt so popular.

Granted, except that you feel the impending wrath of all those who enjoy the thread.

I wish Claudio Lotito would please resign or die ASAP!

Granted, then your wish will never be granted since it's so unpopular, then seeing as it's never granted it will be popular again, subsequently making it unpopular, until the universe explodes.

I wish someone would grant my wish (the one that was ignored twice in a row).

Granted, you are now running away from a bazooka-armed squirrel.

I wish I was the bazooka-armed squirrel.

Granted, but then you accidently turn into an endangered species [you are alluding to Conker, right?].

I wish lz never learned the word "bleh".

Granted, but lz has now learned the word "cracker".
I wish I could remember which Double Dragon games I had.

Granted but you forget everything else.

I wish I had HeartGold right now.

Granted, but your heart turned to gold upon playing it and you die.
I wish I was playing Pirates, Vikings, and Knights 2 right now.

Granted but they come out of the game and kill you.

I wish I could put more games down as completed on my Backloggery.

Granted, but then someone hacks into your account and Unbeaten-ranks them all.

I wish I could have snack.

granted but you become a snack yourself to a canibal

wish I had a new bikini, flame proof with pockets

Granted, but you get burnt to a crisp the moment you wear it.

I wish my laptop was camouflaged.

Granted. but it's camouflaged so well that you can't seeit.

I wish there were more hours in a day.

@mariofan Granted, but now the hours are shorter and the days are the same length.

I wish I knew when Photo Dojo, Metal Torrent, and X-scape are going to be released and how much they will cost.

Granted but you can't get them until Christmas and they cost double.

I wish I could find a good web host.

Granted, but then your computer explodes.

I wish for nothing.

Granted, everything you own gets taken away and burned before your eyes.

I wish that I didn't have to do chores.

Granted, you get a cleaner who accidentally clears away all your games and consoles.

I wish that pole's big adventure would come outside of Japan.