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Bobpie

81. Posted:

Granted, but it's large, brown, and unappetising.

I wish that NONE of the buttons on the DS broke.

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FATEM

82. Posted:

Granted, Now the screens are broken.
I wish I had a parrot capable of speaking and understanding perfect english.

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Bobpie

83. Posted:

Granted, but it refuses to be in the same room as you, let alone speak to you.

I wish the DS was indestructible.

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FATEM

84. Posted:

Granted, Someone steals your DS.
I wish for a nuclear warhead.

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Bobpie

85. Posted:

Granted, it is incapable of blowing up anything except Nintendo's HQ.

I wish that Nintendo's HQ had a giant Nuclear Warhead stopping barrier around it.

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Stuffgamer1

86. Posted:

Granted, but a random suicide bomber with non-nuclear explosives sneaks in and kills both Miamoto and Iwata, along with whomever was was in the room at the time. Also, the only existing prototypes and data on the next Nintendo system that was going to crush the competition once and for all were lost in the blast (overkill FTW!).

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FATEM

87. Posted:

Granted. You only need 2 hours of sleep to survive a 24-hour day. However the length of time in a day has been extended to 98 hours.
I wish I could fly.

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Stuffgamer1

88. Posted:

Granted, but you can really only sort of hover a few feet off the ground and go a maximum of two miles per hour.

I wish Microsoft had never existed.

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Bobpie

89. Posted:

@ FATEM: Granted, but only for one second at a time: you must then gather a WING powerup, that of which there are only two in existence, and that's a finite number.

@StuffGamer: Granted, but in turn this means that there are no computers in existence, which means you couldn't possibly write that post, leading into a horrible paradox that blows up the universe.

I wish that I could yell at shovelware makers and force them to tell me what they were thinking when they released their crappy game.

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Stuffgamer1

90. Posted:

Granted, but you'll never be satisfied with their answers and they won't actually stop MAKING the games as a result of the interaction (actually, that probably WOULD happen).

I wish people would never again wind up posting in the same minute and answering the same wish twice.

EDIT: Off topic towards Bobpie: You DO know that Microsoft didn't invent the computer, right? Just crappy computer software and chronically overheated game consoles. Any dang way, I'm posting this from my PS3, which Microsoft had absolutely NOTHING to do with, so there!:P

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WaLzgi

91. Posted:

Granted. Now everyone will answer the same wish three times :P

I wish people would stop freaking out over small details

If you care so much for your privacy, what are you hiding?

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Stuffgamer1

92. Posted:

Granted, now we freak out over the absolutely EVERYTHING else!

I wish that people weren't so darned judgemental all the time.

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FATEM

93. Posted:

Granted, but now everyone is so tolerant all serial rapists and murderous psychotics are given a hundred dollars and a hug.
I wish my milkshake brought all the boys to the yard.

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Stuffgamer1

94. Posted:

Granted, but they're all the aforementioned serial rapists and murderous psychotics.;)

I wish I had a real working Phaser.

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FATEM

95. Posted:

Granted but it's only effective against inanimate objects.
I wish I could travel through time.

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Stuffgamer1

96. Posted:

Granted, but only in a linear forwards fashion, AKA the normal passing of time.;)

I wish I had the power to turn stupid people into inanimate objects.

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FATEM

97. Posted:

Granted, You turn into an inanimate object.
I wish someone hadn't already made that joke earlier in the thread.

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Stuffgamer1

98. Posted:

...Shoulda seen THAT one coming. No clue how to grant that wish, either.:P

I wish I wasn't a chronic insomniac.

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Machu

99. Posted:

Machu fills Stuffy full of Barbiturates so as to induce a coma. :) there ya go fella, sleeeeeeeep

I wish I could travel through space and explore it's many wonders.

Rawr!

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V8_Ninja

100. Posted:

@Machu Granted. But on your journeys, you encounter a black hole that warps you into another dimension where your wish was never granted and you're a dirt-poor beggar who lives on the street.

I wish I didn't have so much unfinished games.

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