Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

@Trinexx: Granted, but you travel through time to the day before winter starts again.

I wish for some gum

Granted, but it's used, tasteless gum, as some unkind soul already chewed it.

I wish that Skyrim would come to the Wii U.

Granted. AWESOME NEWS!!!! THE NUMBER ONE XBOX360 SMASH HIT SENSATION THAT TOOK FANTASY FANS BY STORM HAS BEEN ANNOUNCED. SKYRIM HAS BEEN OFFICIALLY CONFIRMED TO BE COMING TO THE WII U ONLY 5 YEARS AFTER ITS INITIAL RELEASE. A BETHESDA REPRESENTITIVE WAS AVAILABLE TO COMMENT;
"We are so glad to be able to share this information. We at Bethesda are hard at work creating the successor to Skyrim and Fallout 5, which we are happy to announce will be heading for PS4, XB1 and PC later this year, so will not be actually responsible for the coding. But do not despair. The porting duties have been passed over to RCMADIAX who have extensive experience with the Wii U brand. They are working in shifts to make sure the game features over 5 colours and can push over 27 regular shapes such as squares and triangles without the frame rate dropping below 14. Please look forward to it."

I wish I could work for Nintendo.

UPDATE! Due to copyright claims by Mr Harold Jones who already holds the name for a specific flavour of waffle, SkyrimU will be renamed SuperRoboMouse.

Granted, but afterwards, nickelodeon gets shut down.
I wish i could mind control animals.

Granted, but I took the wish and now there in my control
I wish I join smash bros and be playable

Granted, but all of your moves hurt you and only you and nobody ever plays as you.
I wish for a taco.

Granted, but the taco is poisoned.
I wish that I had a girlfriend...I'm lonely.

Granted, but there are two of them so now you're possible to date only one.
i wish for a Nintendo Direct focus on Super Mario Sunshine 2 only. XD

Granted, but it turns out that Super Mario Sunshine 2 is actually a lazy port of the first game, but with some minor modifications. For one thing, you play as Waluigi trying to rescue both Mario and Wario.

I wish that I had all the time in the world.

Granted, but every other color is girly now.
I wish my wishes aren't corrupted.

Granted but... Bzzzrrrttt! ERROR 21467. Wish is incorruptible, cannot compute. Wish disqualified.

I wish I could breathe under water and could withstand any amount of water pressure if I swim to the bottom. And the ability to turn invisible so I won't get eaten by any creature.