Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, but Travis Baker is their new drummer.

I wish for world peace.

Granted, but it only happened because the minds of the human race have been replaced by a "benevolent" race of aliens who are bent on conquering/uniting the universe.

I wish more special editions of Fire Emblem Fates would be available, and that they would go up at a reasonable time when I'm NOT at work....

The special edition doesn't include the game.

A new Metroid Prime game is announced with a narrative focused on Samus, the protagonist.

Granted but they are even worse than TTG.

I wish that people would acknowledge the fact that Bill_Sniper is no more and I can now fix the corruptions again!

Granted, we acknowledge he is no more and you're fixing the corruptions, only you're not nearly as popular as Bill_Sniper and you'll never be.

I wish that my rude old ridiculous neighbor who is indescriabably bad, would pass away

Granted, but he'll only die when he changes his awful ways.
I wish that I had unlimited uncorruptable wishes starting as soon as this comment is posted.

Granted, but you typed out that wish before the comment was posted so technically I'm allowed to corrupt it... aaand good luck typing out new wishes because your keyboard is on fire.

I wish I had a hyperbolic time chamber.

Granted, but you don't have a power supply.

I wish for a banana

Because getting water for a tree costs money, so I might as well cut out the middle man.

@MrMario02: Heheh, genius

Granted, but the banana expired two weeks ago.

I wish that winter would end soon.

@Trinexx: Granted, but you travel through time to the day before winter starts again.

I wish for some gum

Granted, but it's used, tasteless gum, as some unkind soul already chewed it.

I wish that Skyrim would come to the Wii U.

Granted. AWESOME NEWS!!!! THE NUMBER ONE XBOX360 SMASH HIT SENSATION THAT TOOK FANTASY FANS BY STORM HAS BEEN ANNOUNCED. SKYRIM HAS BEEN OFFICIALLY CONFIRMED TO BE COMING TO THE WII U ONLY 5 YEARS AFTER ITS INITIAL RELEASE. A BETHESDA REPRESENTITIVE WAS AVAILABLE TO COMMENT;
"We are so glad to be able to share this information. We at Bethesda are hard at work creating the successor to Skyrim and Fallout 5, which we are happy to announce will be heading for PS4, XB1 and PC later this year, so will not be actually responsible for the coding. But do not despair. The porting duties have been passed over to RCMADIAX who have extensive experience with the Wii U brand. They are working in shifts to make sure the game features over 5 colours and can push over 27 regular shapes such as squares and triangles without the frame rate dropping below 14. Please look forward to it."

I wish I could work for Nintendo.

UPDATE! Due to copyright claims by Mr Harold Jones who already holds the name for a specific flavour of waffle, SkyrimU will be renamed SuperRoboMouse.

Granted, but afterwards, nickelodeon gets shut down.
I wish i could mind control animals.

Granted, but I took the wish and now there in my control
I wish I join smash bros and be playable

Granted, but all of your moves hurt you and only you and nobody ever plays as you.
I wish for a taco.

Granted, but the taco is poisoned.
I wish that I had a girlfriend...I'm lonely.

Granted, but there are two of them so now you're possible to date only one.
i wish for a Nintendo Direct focus on Super Mario Sunshine 2 only. XD

Granted, but it turns out that Super Mario Sunshine 2 is actually a lazy port of the first game, but with some minor modifications. For one thing, you play as Waluigi trying to rescue both Mario and Wario.

I wish that I had all the time in the world.