Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, but you can only get him in the Complete Bundle.

I wish for a jumbo gummybear.

Granted but it's scammed and you go to jail.

I wish that I had a copy of Cubic Ninja and Rhythm Heaven: The Best Plus.

Granted, the game files are on floppy discs.

I wish I could get a gaming computer.

Granted, but you go bankrupt and are unable to buy any games for it.

I wish that I could have an extra hour of sleep every day.

Granted, they recently teamed up and made the worst movie ever. It's Mario in the world of Crash Bandicoot but with a twist of Sega being added into it...

I wish Mario vs Crash Bandicoot: Battle of Speed was never an idea.

Granted, now it's a reality.

I wish Future Pinball had good physics.

Granted, the ball is rigged to fall in the bottom without fail.

I wish I could have the benefits of both NOE and NOA.

Granted, but you have a virus and cant download steam.

I wish that I hadn't been apart of the Hello there gamers. fiasco.

Granted, you are now very close to it.

I wish for less rain in the rainmeter.

Granted, now there is no need for a rainmeter, but we are having the biggest drought in the whole world.

I wish that I could live in the 2009s FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Just to live in the days where this was relevant.) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6oXW_YiV6g

Granted, you get you're conscious sent back 6 years and relive 2009 for eternity.

I wish that I could go back in time and tell my past-self to buy rare games before the price skyrocketed so I could play/sell them.

Granted, you are now in the 90s and your inner voice is advising you buy Rare games before its total transformation.

I wish I could forever be the happy-go-lucky student with no bills to pay and no stupid people to continually bear and do whatever I want to do just like I did in the 2000s!

Granted but when you became like in the 2000s, you went back into the 2000s.

I wish this community had a plot line.

Granted, this community has 1,000 page over-arching plot that the end leaves a giant plot line that loops back to the beginning.

I wish that there was a library service for video games.

Granted, but you have to play all of the games on mute since it's a library, and you have to be quiet.

I wish people would stop making auto-levels in Super Mario Maker.

Granted, now every level is replaced by Pit of Panga: P-Break difficulty levels.

I wis for a mule.

Granted, the mule has no legs or teeth

I wish for a corrupted wish

Granted, but i took the corrupted wish,
I Wish to know where my Xbox Wii is at

Granted, but it appears Nintendo misheard and made a game about Wario instead.

I wish claw machines weren't so rigged.

@KoopaNova: Granted but now the machines are automated, and in order to play they accept credit cards, no cash.

I wish I got to fly on a private jet.