Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

granted, you now sound like an elephant
I wish for Waldo to be found

Granted, he is found dead.
i wish that shovel knight: plauge of shadows will be released by the end of september.

Granted. You can look forward to the DLC on September 27, 2019.

I wish this wish would become corrupted!

Granted, but you become a witch and die.

I wish I could stand out more.

Granted. You are now standing outside in the middle of a field. Permanently.

I wish I could just buy a pinball machine without out having to worry about the other things I need to buy, like a car and school stuff.

Granted. You now have a new car with a built-in pinball machine and school supplies. However, you get arrested for pinballing and driving, which is a serious offense. You're looking at a minimun of 20-30 years behind bars with no chance of parole.

I wish I were Sakurai's son-in-law and heir to the Smash Bros. empire.

Granted, however you have no means of creating a new game in the franchise forcing you to sell it off to the highest bidder which ends up being a hobo with a nickel
I wish i could think of something to put here

Granted...you wish for a cure for hemroids which you've just developed.
I wish I wasn't hungover.

Granted. But at some point something terrible happens to you forcing you to get back being hungover.

I wish I died.

@Artwark: Granted, But I'll have to kill you.
I wish Mario Maker came out now

Granted, but the entire planet is renamed "Waluigi Land"...no, wait. That would actually be awesome.
I wish I was a millionaire.

Granted but i took it away from you,
i wish there was a Pikachu vs Halo on wii u

Granted, but everyone else in the world is now a billionaire, so you're basically as poor as they come.

I wish I had a girlfriend!

Granted, you will go to jail but you have to have 1 million dollars to bail you out

I wish I starred in a movie

Granted, but it was a video game movie.

I wish I were a potato!

Garnted...you're now a potato but one that is on a conveyor belt towards a chip/crips mashing machine in a factory.

I wish for world peace.

granted, but the world is now in pieces.

I wish that this comment was removed.

Granted, but they are banned in all countries but Africa.

I wish for.... NOTHING!!!

Granted: The darkly prospering days of man have reached an end.
You who have strayed from the cycle of the stars will leave not a trace of your existence.
But fear not. You will no longer feel anything...

I wish for revenge against all those who have wronged me

Granted. However, revenge is sweet, so there's honey everywhere now. And bees, lots of angry bees everywhere.

I wish all video games had the same release date for Europe and North America.