Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted...granted the world is flooded and there's no Noah to save all the species due to the Inklings taking him out in their plan to take over the world VIA LA UPRISING!
I wish my girlfriend would stop being lazy and get up already.

Granted, she now want you to join her on a 10 mile run.

I wish I had more time to play games.

Granted, but each one costs 40$, and saving your game is not possible.

I wish Team ICO would co-develop a Monster Hunter game together with Capcom.

That's a jerk move, but you're asking for it.

Granted, but he's tied to the hospital bed forever.

I wish Nintendo would release Culdcept in the west.

Granted...the UTTP disband but the former members now form a new group with John Travolta as the figurehead and get 50x the amount of members from UTTP to become an officially recognized and protected religion.
I wish the last wish was true.

Granted. Say goodbye to school, and say hello to your career at McDonald's.

I wish I could read people's minds.

Granted, but you cannot control it, and go insane from the constant flood of information.

I wish Jack Black would wake me up with a guitar solo every saturday morning.

@arronishere: Granted. The last Wish ever made in the existence of the Human race will come true.
I wish the Nintendo Gamecube had a better Mario platforming-collectathon game.

@technotaylor98: Granted, but the cello tries to bite your head off like the Evil piano in Mario 64.

Granted, but it sold only 1 copy.
I wish for one of each console

MrMario02 granted but the consoles are broken beyond repair and you're broke!
I wish for SEGA to come back to consoles!

Granted, but for every dead series that leaves a bunch of empty time slots a Simpsons and/or Spongebob clone replaces it.

I wish Iwata wasn't dead ;(

Granted, but he'll forever be stuck in his coffin alive silently sleeping.
I wish the Wii U and 3DS Virtual Console was as twice as big as the Wii's Virtual Console.

Granted, but each game costs 1 million dollars.
I wish this wish won't come true.

Granted, but now 'true' means the same as 'not true' and everything is a confusing mess now.

I wish I didn't have to go to work today

Granted but you drown under the weight of the coins and dollar bills!
I wish I had girlfriend that is completely like May (from pokemon!)

Granted, but she is EXACTLY like May, even her clothes, and now you are branded as a Weaboo and have no chance of having a real life or productive job whatsoever.

I wish I had a PC that ran on quantum processors

@Sample_Text: what's a Weeboo?
Granted summer break lasts forever and humanity becomes stupid and when aliens invade we all die!
I wish for a endless pot of vanilla ice cream!

Granted, but you keep on throwing up.
I wish the strap of my new bag was a little bit longer.

Granted...you now have a strap that is 0.00000001cm longer.
I wish the make a wish charity granted more wishes.