Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, but he has a peanut allergy.

I wish I was able to read peoples minds.

Granted but everyone can also read your mind.

I wish you could drive around Peach's castle grounds in Royal Raceway.

Granted, but it's glitchy and horrible.

I wish that there was an amiibo of me

Granted, but only one is released then is discontinued
I wish I was a waterbender/earthbender

Granted, but you can only bend in your sleep.
I wish Nintendo was more like Steam when it came to digital sales.

Actually, my Avatar is Inigo from Fire Emblem: Awakening.

Granted, but Adam Sandler became bad, it's good.

I wish I have a corrupted Super Mario Sunshine copy.

Granted, now you can write a creepypasta about your experiences and never sleep again.

I wish I was a much braver man.

Granted, now go into a haunted house, filled with spiders, in your nearest forest to test your limits.

I wish I could buy all of the games from the Nintendo eShop.

I wish Majora Mask 3D was in my hands right now!

Granted, except it's actually Ocarina of Time 3D with a post-it note saying: 'Please Understand! >:]'

I wish for Apple Inc to go bankrupt

Granted, but every iPhone user you know will kill themselves.

I wish I knew how to program.

Granted, but your 3DS explodes because of all the data it has to download.

Answering previous post
Granted, but now you are forced to use your skills to help me create a game!

I wish I had a New 3DS.

Granted, but it's a New original 3DS.
I wish we were in the month of May.

Granted, but it's only released in North Korea.

I wish for money

Granted, it is stolen marked money. The police arrest you and you are later sentenced to jail. :3
I wish for immortality.

Granted, but the world explodes and you have the horrible sensation of not being able to breathe forever!
I wish i was happy forever

Wish granted, but the anime is made by Studio GONZO with a super low budget, the English version is a dub to the 4kids version of One Piece, but at least the voice acting still good.
I wish the Mushihimesama games would release on eShop and the soundtrack on iTunes.

granted, it is released for $1,000,000,000,000,000

I wish for a pony!

Granted, but it gets taken over by Seth MacFarlane. Cleveland Brown becomes a major character, and they add a talking raccoon for no reason.

I wish I'd find my entire Pokémon card collection that I lost when I was a kid.

Granted, but you soon realize this is your social life and fall into a depression.

I wish they brought ed edd n eddy back on tv.