Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted.

"Something vaguely creative."

Edit: WHAT?! You can't just edit your wish like that!! Once you've made your wish, you've made it. So have your mountain of potatoes! Mashed potatoes! With no salt, pepper, or butter, and a ton of fish stick crumbs mixed in!

I wish I was more diligent on my projects.

To be fair, I editted it because I thought that would be too dsifficult for most of the people here....I was just thinking of the health of the thread, that's all.

Granted. You worked so hard on your project, you got an A!...except you're holding up upside down, and now it's a Turned A! The symbol for being Un-American! (Which naturally is also a math symbol) Having been branded as such, you're taken to a secret underground prison where you'll need to enlist the help of Christopher Lambert (Who was banished along with everyone else involved in Blood Shot) in order to escape.

I with I had Rudolph's nose _{it's dark in here...}

Granted, I'll give you a horrible disease that turns your nose red.. along with a few other side effects that may or may not kill you

I wish there were good diseases.

Granted, but the good diseases will last depending on how healthy you are. If you're out of shape. It'll last shorrly. If you're extremely in shape, it'll last longer.

I wish I can run fast

Granted, you ran so fast that you ran into a wall and died.

I wish I could play the MK8 DLC Pack 2 now

Granted, but does Mortal Kombat 8 (vs DC Universe) have DLC?

I wish to be able to time travel backwards.

Granted, now you discovered how the dinosaurs went extint... and died with them.

I wish wood was a pie flavor.

Granted, but the DLC is microtransactions.

I wish for Spotify Premium.

Granted. You know get premium ads!

I wish I could shape-shift into a dragon.

Granted, now you will be trained by a single viking while everyone else wants you dead.

I wish I was noticed by people.

Granted, but they'll notice you as a terrible person. A really terrible person.

I wish computers are made out of Sushi.

Granted, but a really hungry man most of it, and the rest starts to stink after a few days.

I wish I was better at shooters on a console.

Granted, You now have aimbot.

I wish I was good at platformers.

Granted, you're so good that you get drafted by the government so they can study your brain.
I wish i could fly.

Granted, but you can only fly for 5 minutes at a time before your wings burn up.

I wish I had a goofy hat.

Granted, now you have a goofy from mickey mouse hat.

I wish tf2 didn't have hats.

Granted, now it has tube socks.
I wish to find the best game ever!!!

Granted, but it turns out that it has everything you hate in a game.
I wish... for freedom. In every sense of the word!

Granted, but now all the convicted criminals are freed and go around killing people.
I wish for a new F-Zero game.

Granted, but it runs at 10 frames per second, has on disc DLC, only one track and was only released in Japan.

I wish that I'll get the job I just applied for.