Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, now you got them pregant.

I wish you guys weren't so cruel!

Granted, Cartoon Network now has low standards for what is 'good'. Enjoy another episode of 'Annoying Orange', please.

I wish Majora's Mask's Limited Edition would come to the states.

Granted, but it's only on sale at the Nintendo World Store. (Oh wait...hasn't that happened twice this year already?)

I wish it wasn't so cold outside.

Granted, it's now boiling hot.

I wish I had a bowl of cereal.

Granted, but it's one moldy cheerio in a bowl of curdled milk.

I wish I could StreetPass someone with Tomodatchi Life so that my traveler could actually travel to someone else's island.

Granted, but the person wipes his data, killing your traveler.

I wish mobile games weren't more addicting than real games.

Granted, but now there are no addicting games in existence thus causing 60% of the gaming community to abandon gaming.
I wish i would be the one who saves the day from that catastrophy

granted, but before you save the day you get drugged, therfore you were killing innocents

i wish he made a wish

instead of stopping that from happening
i wish for something that would make me happy

Granted, but instead of just editing his post he made a new one.

Granted, but it only last a couple seconds.

I wish I could take a vacation on the deserted island.

Granted, but this is the real @Batman

I wish I could make a wish that wished for a wish.

EDIT: woah.. weird what that mention linked too..

Granted, but you won't have most of the skills batman has.

I wish I was a cyborg with a soul.

EDIT: Ninja'd.

Granted, but you rust yourself crying
I wish this thread was about cheese

Granted, but it became this thread instead: https://www.nintendolife.com/forums/general_discussion/cheese_...

I wish that thread wouldn't someday be closed.

granted it will not be closed someday, it will shut down tommorow
i wish for a USB drive for my wii u that had 300 GB (not sure if thats not maximum space)

Granted it's filled with corrupted data of smash bros and it's unusable.
I wish Assassins creed Unity was not filled with glitches.

Granted. You now have cheap chinese knock off flash stick that's secretly a Maozilla summoning beacon.
EDIT: Granted. Now it's just the same boring Creed they've been putting out for the last 6 years.

I wish I had AIDS.

Not granted no one wants aids
I wish they made new F-Zero game

Oh come on, this is why I don't play these silly games anymore - no one puts any effort into them. :/ I mean, that might've been difficult to work with, but you could've said "Granted, you now have Abnormal Involuntary Dance Syndrome" or something like that. I'm not asking for freakin' Sheakspeare, just something that shows you're trying to think outside the box...

As for your wish, Granted. It was so awesome Captain Falcon came out of the TV and gave you a high five. Except his version of a High Five is a Falcon Punch to the face.

I wish someone would say something vaguely creative... I wish I had a mountain of Potatoes.