Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

of minecraft

granted, the game you want has descriptive missions that you don't understand because you don't know the language and there are no guides or walkthroughs
I wish my wish was corrupted to a good wish!

Granted, your wish is now corrupted to an even more corrupt wish

I wish I had a Coca-Cola machine

Granted, but there are no free refills.

I wish somebody could wish for something positive to happen to me..

granted, but that positive wish made you bankrupt and mugged
I ish you were rich and happy

Granted, but he'll be poor and depressed.

I wish I have a Spaghetti machine .

Granted, but the spaghetti is acidic and it burns right through your stomach and to the center of the earth where it becomes the new magnetic core.

I wish for more cheesy potatoes. Mmmm, cheesy potatoes.

Granted, but they are tiny and the only cheese is one melted piece of shredded cheese.

I wish people would play this game correctly and stop totally contradicting the original wish. If someone wishes to be rich you can't say "Granted, but you are now poor." How did you grant there wish if your corruption totally cancels out the original wish? And why am I taking this thread too seriously?

Granted, but they'll continue to be idiots and they will cancels wishes, forever. They'll also will make a corruption that'll NOT corrupt the Wish

I wish I own a Arcade Machine.

Granted, but it's a port of ET for the Atari

I wish that mountain dew wouldn't give me heartburn.

Granted. but drinking Mountain Dew will give you heart disease.

I wish I can break the Laws of Physics.

Granted, you break a statue called the laws of physics.

I wish I wish I was a fish.

Granted, you are now a fish...in a man's dinner.

I wish for a rotten piece of trash. (Just try to corrupt this one )

granted, it is rotten with sugarry sweetness, so not truly rotten
i wish for super smash bros. wii u

Granted, but you can only play with a Atari jaguar controller.

I wish for a new Avatar.

Granted, but every opponent you face is Little Mac.
I wish Spongebob was actually funny again and not terrible.
edit: granted, but it looks like crap.

Granted, but the disc is has so many scratches and it's cut in half.

I wish everything tastes like pie. :3

EDIT: Ninja'd but at least there are 2 alternates of this.

Granted, but they'll take humor in a whole different direction. They'll make you laugh so hard, you'll die from it.

Granted, but he is easily beaten by Superman

I wish I had more time for Fantasy Life

Granted, but you can't have a Life.

I wish Pokemon were real.

Granted, now your soul is stolen by a shedinja.

I wish I was a pokemon and trainers were my slaves.