Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, you grow 3 more feet and hit your head on the ceiling all the time.

I wish my stuffed monkey was real.

@Toon_Link Granted, but now it's trying to kill you and murder your whole family.

I wish I had a robot that ate crocodiles, danced techno awesomeness, and farted explosions.

@ToonLink - Granted, now it permanently craves anything banana-flavored.
@V8 - Granted, but then it goes on a rampage. RUN!

I wish flossing was more fun.

Granted but you get tangled in it and strangle yourself to death.

...Whatever you wished for, Toon Link, I grant.

I wish for the Big Dipper.

Granted. You get crushed by the Big Dipper

I wish I would explode

Granted, now no one misses you, lz. :3

I wish I have a Batman costume.

Granted but the Batman suit assures you never see daylight again. Only darkness.

I wish I could find my pants.

Granted. You found your pants in a tar pit

I wish someone would miss me

Granted but then they explode like you. (Happy?)

I wish Starboy had never seen this thread.

Granted, now I have no memory of this thread.

I wish I could beat The Lion King on the SNES.

Granted, but it was disapointing.

I wish for mittens.

Granted, my sniper shot missed you. I knew I should've taken lessons.

I wish somebody else would respond to Malnin's post.

Bleh! I wish for more bleh!!

Granted but the bleh!s explode like you did.

I wish I had Kevin Levin's car.

@malnin - granted, now they are played by kittens. :3
@lz - granted, but then the sky starts to fall.
@ToonLink - granted, now you are allowed to drive a car.

I wish I could not take everything seriously.

Granted but you drove Kevin Levin's Car into Kevin Levin's house, causing it to exlplode.

I wish I could reply to more than one wish at a time.

Granted but then you explode like lz.

I wish people would stop exploding.

Granted, they start imploding.

I wish to be not hugged.

Granted, but you started to feel lonely, and now you hug yourself.

I wish I was a ninja!