Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted. Enjoy your broken pinball machine. Don't try fixing it, there's no point.

I wish I lived in Okinawa again.

Granted. You live there, but nobody else does so you're alone.

@mystman12 That's hardly what I'd call a corruption. It'd be awesome if nobody needed help!

I wish depression, suicide, and disease were things of the past...

Granted, but now everyone wants to live in the past.

Yeah, that would be awesome, I didn't actually realize that!

I wish Homestar Runner.net it's dot com would come back. (For those who don't know Homestar Runner is a flash web cartoon. It's hilarious, but it hasn't had any updates for like 3 years now.)

Granted. It comes back, has some of the greatest writing anyone has ever seen, but then, right before the ending, it just stops. And the creators literally cannot continue it, neither can anyone else. Leaving everyone to wonder what could've been.

I wish nobody wrongfully judged anyone for what they like...

granted but now everyone hates each other before doing any judgement
I wish I knew how to make good music and sprites for games...

You become a slave to the industry and work non-stop on games without any credit.

I wish I had a pet ostrich.

Granted, you had one as a child, but it ran away. It was one of the most depressing moments of your childhood and you were never the same afterward.

I wish I could live forever.

granted, now all humans are gone and species from outer space left earth alone in quarantine so you're stuck with no people in a desolate place for the rest of your(eternal) life
(wow this game can bring out some really deep darkness out of people)
I wish that this wish doesn't come true

Too bad, you get your wish anyway, whatever it is.

I wish I could see my favorite video game characters in the flesh.

granted you saw your favorite characters' flesh ripped and spread through the floor with blood everywhere, killed by your most hated character ever that has taken over the universe.
I wish I could take the image of what I described above out of my mind...

@GuSilverFlame Geez dude! The image gets replaced with something even more graphically grotesque.

I wish for nothing. :/

granted you get nothing, nothing GOOD
I wish to win next year's college drone competition

Granted. Your drone however is equipped with an all knowing super computer which can perfectly predict all events, and it uses that knowledge to take over the world.

I wish the next person wouldn't make a wish.

granted I'll make two wishes instead of one
I wish the next wish to be flawless
I wish a third wish

Granted, you got your third wish but you never said what your third wish was; rendering it pointless.
I wish for a brighter future.

Granted. From this day onward to the future, The Sun will begin to move closer and closer, making everything 'brighter', and will eventually destroy the Earth.

I wish all of the homeless had nice homes and that everyone could live with one another happily.

Granted, but a giant beast comes and burns all the houses down.

I wish that I had a Mario power-up.

Granted, but it's the Spring Mario power-up. You try to use it and end up breaking your neck.

I wish I could fulfill all of my lifetime dreams so I could move on and help others with their dreams...

granted now you're out of objectives wandering with nothing to do because your dream of fulfilling other's dream is completed too...
I wish an invincible candy(that one from Kirby)

Granted, but it tastes horrible and makes you permanantly invincible, so when the apocalypse comes and the earth explodes you float through space for infinity.

I wish nobody noticed I forgot to put a wish in this post and had to edit it in a few minutes later.