Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

You get what appears to be cake, but is actually a duck wearing a cake costume. "Don't ask." says the duck. Unfortunately, you ask. Horrible things happen.
I wish for a Diglett

Granted, the diglet is dead

I wish for a Dorito taco

Granted, but then the Dorito taco then builds a civilization, and then they start to build a atomic bomb and then they declare nuclear war, in the end, the Dorito tacos have have won, then they start there new world order of Dorito taco (this reminds me of a fairly odd parents...........oh, never mind)

I wish my series "Sheldon and Mr.Randoms" could become a cartoon series on cartoonetwork

@ Ketchupcat: was that Duck a Ducklett?

Granted, but then cartoon network gets canceled and it was all because you wished for the show to be on cartoon network.Then all Adventure Time fans and Regular Show fans unite because they can't watch their favorite show anymore. They find out it was you who caused cartoon network to no longer exist and then they find you and FALCON PUNCH you through space time

I wish for infinity wonderful seasons of Adventure Time

Granted, your cable provider drops Cartoon Network
I wish for a living Diglett
P.S. It was not a Ducklett

Granted, it becomes so bad it's good and now you love it.
I wish for the ability to shoot pies from my eyes

Granted , you cant control your new powers and kill all your friends and family

I wish the golden nunchuck i got today was made of real gold

Granted, it is made of stolen gold so the government comes, takes it everything you ever owned, takes all your familys things so they come and beat you, then they put you in jail and your bunk mate is JAR JAR BINKS!

I wish for Jar Jar to be likeable.

Granted, Jar Jar then becomes the most likable thing ever, but even then, people still hate him, then @Sprite goes back to the genie and complains about his wish, then the genie said "Even all of my power could not make your wish come true"

I wish that Fred Rechid from Spongebob would get bigger roles on the show.

Granted, he now says "MY LEG!" 10 times per episode and now everyone hates him because he has become annoying.
I wish I had a giant pet tardigrade (look it up) that is fully trained and de-clawed

Granted, but its so small you loose it

I wish for a DONUT

Granted, you get a donut. It is real, perfect, and delicious. You eat it, realizing that, in eating it, you have just made the best decision of your life. Then some guy comes up to you and punches you in the face.
I wish my parakeet could talk already

Granted, it's your own
I wish Pokemon would come to the 3ds VC

It was worth it

Granted, It costs 19.99

I wish for a personal chef to prepare Cucumbers for me everyday

Granted, but the chef never washes his hands

I wish I could draw better.

Granted they are Cukes of Wrath! (see what I did there? huh... huh... Nothing? Wow.)
I wish for @3Dash to friend me...

Granted, but your genie is hearing impaired. He thinks you said "mongoose that gives you stolen goods to get you in trouble". Have fun.
I wish i had NSMB U or Scribblenauts Unlimited

Granted, but the games are broken.

I wish I had a kangaroo as a pet.

Granted, it comes with a free box jellyfish. The jellyfish is very affectionate and gives you a hug.
I wish there were more free games on the eShop

Granted, your 3ds then melts for no reason at all

I wish all the Fairy tail episodes i haven't seen magically goes into my brain