Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, but you spill it on your hand and keyboard.
I wish Animal Crossing New Leaf was out in America and I had it.

Granted, everyone talks with ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics
I wish for peas

Granted,but they're frozen so you have to cook them.

I wish for Nintendo to make a Nintendo Life game.

Granted,but they're frozen so you have to cook them.

I wish for Nintendo to make a Nintendo Life game.

Granted, It is the maddening adventures of LordJumMad
I wish I could do the sloppy swish.

Granted, but you're not very good at it

I wish I could live inside my dreams

Granted but it only works for short bursts of time 2 minutes to be exact
I wish for a pizza.

Granted, but it tastes so bad that it leaves you with a permanent tummyache

I wish I was in a play

Granted,you're in a play based on the Super Mario Bros. film.
I wish I could get Black Ops 2 for Wii U.

Granted, you bought the case and brought it home to play... only to find that the disc is not inside, making you feel ripped off!

I wish I could breathe both on air and while underwater

Granted; But you must keep your skin constantly moist for this ability to work. Similar to a frog.
I wish that my Wii U will be delivered on the 18th.

Granted, but your copy's packaging turns out to be deplorable

I wish I could breathe fire without it burning my insides

Granted, but your outsides catch on fire.
I wish I had crash already. >:[

Granted but it is made by the minds of everyone's favorite Tingle Ds game devs
I wish for NSMBU and a WiiU ( darn you IGN)

Granted, but you don't have the cables to plug in the Wii U

I wish I was 100% full 100% of the time

Granted you're 0% full 100% of the time.

I wish I was a weather forecaster.

Granted, but you're always inaccurate, which upsets the viewers badly

I wish I could never get hurt

Granted, now everything is blocky

I wish I was round

Granted, but now you don't fit in rectangular doors.

I wish I was talented in art.

Granted, but now that's the only talent you ever have

I wish I could sail on a boat
_{I know it's late, but welcome to NintendoLife, Ninte =)}