Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, as soon as you make it, you break it.
I wish I could be friends with a gamer girl who wasn't into just FPSs.

Granted, she's into games based off of movies.
I wish I had Maxwell's notebook.

Granted, but you can't write anything in it.

I wish that my iPod touch wasn't so crummy.

Granted, now your official handheld console is instead

I wish I could walk like a spider

Granted, the bottom half of your body turns into a spider's. Good luck trying to walk like that.
I wish I wasn't such a lazy jerk with my Uni coursework. (lol rhyme)

Granted, but it tastes like paste.

I wish for a bigger computer monitor.

Granted, its so big, the brightness makes you blind!
I wish I could be a bit more popular on YouTube.

Granted, but people found out your address and your mailbox is overflowing.
I wish tomorrow would come faster; I'm going to try out a Wii U at Best Buy!

Granted the Wii U breaks as soon as you touch it.
I wish I knew the answer to life, the universe, and everything, but my mind wouldn't have anything wrong happen to it.

Granted, but now time forever goes one day in the time that used to be a minute, and everything goes so fast you can never enjoy it, and you also have to sleep every 25-35 seconds.

I wish I could think of a wish.

Ugh. Granted, but you forget it, and then bad things happen to you afterwards. (I somehow missed the fact there was another post on the next page.)

Granted you wish for more wishs which contradicts itself
I wish for a pony

@Grodus
granted, but it's THIS wish

Granted, but it's a got a voracious appetite and will try to eat you alive if you come near it, like that one bunny rabbit from Monty Python and the Holy Grail! D=

I wish everyone could speak in riddle

Granted, but everyone gets their tongues cut off by the riddler.
I wish someone knew what my avatar is.

Granted, but you won't be able to know anyone else's.

I wish for a pizza.

Granted, but it takes 5years to get to your house and the delivery boy vomited in the box on the way.
I wish for over 9000 wishes.

Granted, but your one wish took up all the 9000 wishes.

I wish for Instant musical talent.

Granted, but I used them all.

I wish for a blimp...just because

Conglaturations! You are now the pilot of the Hindenburg! .
I wish I was batman.

Granted your head becomes a giant plastic baseball bat.
I wish the world inside my head was real