Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, now they say anime and manga are doomed.

I wish for an adorable puppy that's too cute to get corrupted

No such thing (I'm more of a cat person) but puppy's can be cute
I wish the characters in lucky star would come to life, so I can meet Konata

wish granted,but coming to another world causes them death!
I wish for the very best on CN today,both platinum reward and downloadable games

Granted but then Nintendo cancels every game they have planed to release for the rest of the year
I wish !

Granted but now "!" is all you ever say/do/think
I wish I Nintendo would localize all the epical games Japan gets for it's Western audience.

Granted but for some reason Japan is the only country who gets western games for some reason so people still want games from Japan to come to the west.
I wish certain people on NL weren't so mean.

Granted, but the nice users get mean as a result.
I wish Nintendo would reveal the CN platinum reward already.

Granted, its a single sticker of Tingle naked. O_o

I wish Mithos (ToS) was real so I could give him the comforting the poor boy needed.

Granted but it's harder to comfort a real person then it is to care about a fictional character
I wish I could gather (atsume) with all the really good NLWWW users and talk to them IRL

Granted,you get everything in the whole wide world.

I wish to be like you?

Granted but there can only be one awesome super being in the world so one of us explodes
I wish nothing could harm me

Granted, You die a quick death seconds later.
I wish I had a cookie.

Granted, but its as small as a 1P coin.

I wish I could freeze time.

Granted, but you can only freeze yourself.
I wish I could fly.

Granted you can't stop
I wish to see j-pop actresses live

...and they die.
I wish for an uncorruptable giant cookie.

Granted, it doesn't get corrupted, but someone ate it.
I wish for a penguin

granted,it turns out it was a test subject by the FBI and it kills about anything it sees
I wish for ______

Granted but it's got a rocket strapped to its back
I wish for a kangaroo, chopsticks, a chair, ducked tap, candle wax, a lighter, and a match

Granted,You get nothing.

I wish for a duck.