Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

It's a collection of every Nintendo character plush ever made
I wish that that was the reward

granted,they were filled with crap,so plushies filled with crap
I wish for more good games on the eshop

grantes,but its the good game is good game for 3 year olds
i wish my dog foxie could talk

Granted, but your talking dog also gets smart and turns against you.
I wish the Club Nintendo Platinum Reward was something eshop/wiiware related.

wish granted,its a 1 minutes trailer from a lame game thats already been out
I wish the summer would last longer

Granted but it's 120 degree days
I wish cute wasn't so cute

Granted, but now awesome isn't so awesome.
I wish the 3DS XL was out, with New Super Mario Brothers 2

Granted, but the system causes permenant brain damage and is recalled before you get to touch one.
I wish I had enough money to buy all the games I want.

Granted, but every single game has been destroyed, with no way to make them again.

I wish I had Kingdom Hearts DDD.

Granted you get it and its the worst game in the series and it gets awful reviews.
I wish I had the Wii U right now.

Granted, But the Wii U cant read disks or go online.

I wish I got Heroes of Ruin.

Granted but your 3DS explodes right as your about to but the game in.
I wish I Pikmin 3 had online

Granted, but the online is sloppy and the single player is ruined.

I wish I had something to eat right now.

Granted, It raises the price to $8,463
I wish I had a awesome gaming laptop.

Granted, you look at your awesome gaming laptop in glory. You then get a drink of water but you then trip on the box and spill water on it.

I wish Retro made a classic Banjo game called Banjo-Threeie for WiiU and Banjo-Threedeeie for the 3DS made by te mario team.

Granted but rare sues retro for copy right
I wish for something cute

Granted but the cuteness fries your brain and then takes over the world
I wish I had a dog

Granted but the dog was dead.
I wish my life was perfect

Granted but you hate it
Wish people would stop saying Nintendo is doomed already, it was more believable a year ago, and yet I didn't believe it