Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, you thought, and it was advertised as a Japnese anime, but it turns out it was some European 'anime' that was poorly made.

I wish that I could make a wish that wouldn't be corrupted in some way or another

granted but something goes wrong and your wish has been corrupted so sorry try agian later
EDIT:
i guess i wish for nothing then

Granted, I don't know what your wish was because you never put anything down but it got corrupted somewhere along the line anyway.
I wish that I had a wish

Granted, but this wish can't be as good as your last wish.
Will my wish be more corrupted than my wish to see some news about Animal Crossing at yesterday's 3DS conference?

Granted, history has now been re-written so that AC news was included yesterday, but like all time-alterations there have been repercussions, some good, some not so good, and some just plain hideous!

THE GOOD: Moments after Animal Crossing news was announced, everybody cheered and pre-ordered copies via their laptops and smartphones.

THE BAD: Then straight after, Nintendo announced a new Earthbound game, followed by a brand new main-series Pokemon game that isn't B2&W2, followed by a new Donkey Kong game which comes with a free $100 note, and immediately switched their preorders to these newly-revealed games. Devastated, Nintendo canned AC there and then, and vowed to never again make an AC title.

THE HIDEOUS: Then a bunch of people in multicoloured, sweaty, stinky Birdo costumes came out and attempted to dance. The audience was so terrified that they rushed out of the auditorium and left E3, followed by the rest of the attendees. Devastated, the people who bring you E3 every year vowed to never again host another Electronic Entertainment Exposition.

Whew...(hyperventilates)...I wish...I had...a glass of water...

Granted but theres a bug in it :]

I wish Nintendo would make a green 3DS

Granted, but it's a shade of green that'll make you go "BLEH!"

I wish for world peace.

Granted, but prepare to lose your individuality as in all Utopias
I wish for a new season of My Name is Earl

Your wish is granted but it won't be shown until two years from now... and most likely on the day the world ends.

I wish for all games to become free.

Granted! but they will be on the same level as angry birds or even worse.
I wish to try authentic Japanese Noodles from Japan.

Granted, however the noodles are actually sourced from America and then they're imbued with Japanese flavours.

I wish for all FPS games to burn in hell and developers never to create them gain.

Granted, Activision throws you off a cliff.

I wish that I could Dougie

Granted, you can dougie but this dance move becomes 3 generations behind the times because you learn how to dougie when you 105.
I wish the for a Wii U.

Granted, only to realize you were in a coma all along and now Nintendo has moved on to the next gen after the WiiU
I wish I had a peanut butter and Jelly sandwich

Granted, you get a peanut butter and jelly sandwich but it turns out that the peanut butter you used was recalled in 15 different countries and you get terribly sick.
I wish for a Wii U tablet right now.

Granted, you get an iPad with the Words Wii U on it. Apple then take you to court as you are in possession of their "completely original" prototype product.
I wish Apple devices supported FLAC (Free Lossless Audio Codec).

Granted, but they now all have low-definition square-eyes displays.

I wish for a glass of cool, refreshing lemonade (the American one, not the clear, fizzy rest-of-world one).

Granted but it's South American lemonade and it's a frozen popsicle, cool enough for ya?
I want mainstream music to stop being so stupid.

Granted, it stops being stupid for 15 minutes before it recommences being stupid for another 500 years.

I wish gauntlet gloves were back in fashion for everybody.
_{My wrists are always so cold because there's a gap between my jacket sleeve and glove cuff! BRR!}

Granted, Gaulent gloves go in style...... for short burst of the year.
I wish for I knew the price of the WII U.