Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted But Boba Fett Kills You
i wish for 1000 eshop money

Granted, but the only game you can get is Urban Champion
I wish that minecraft would stop glitching out

Granted,But they're poisoned ,so you're dead.
I wish for a wish,in a wish of a wish.

Granted but it sucks and noting like the PC one

i wish Nintendo would make Mother 4

granted but it takes 20 years of devlopment and theres to many bugs,glitchs and lags

I wish for new epic games/ware/apps for 3ds within the next few days.

Granted. They taste like ****
I wish this certain girl would fall in love with me

Granted but u don't love her anymore.
I wish I could go to Japan and meet a sweet and cute fantastic amazing wonderful extraordinary Girl

Granted, but she's already married.

I wish that I could be a professional chef.

Granted but it's only in the G&W world
I wish I didn't have so much love to give

Granted, but thanks to reverse psychology, everybody gives you more love in general.

I wish for an unopenable jar of pickles.

Granted, but all of the secrets of the universe will also be trapped inside the unopenable, unbreakable pickle jar.

I wish for spiders to acquire sentience and found their own clown college.

EDIT:

This got a good laugh out of me.

Granted, but then doctors discover that both arachnophobia and coulrophobia are contagious, and the sudden sentience and clown training of the spiders has created a super-contagious fear called hypocoulrachnophobia, which spreads worldwide within a week and causes all humans to be absolutely terrified of spider clowns forever, with no way to conquer their fear!

I wish for a sock.

Granted,but it's owned by a drunken Hobo,who is regularly sick in it.

I wish to become Lady Gaga.

Granted, but Gaga's biggest fan kidnaps you and locks you in a windowless room in which you are forced to host a never-ending Lady Gaga concert!

I wish for a pair of socks.

Granted but they have holes

i wish rare would make Banjo 4 just like the old ones.

Granted, but the game is never released. It is made, just no released.
I wish that this year's E3 didn't suck.

i wish for a cheagle from tales of the abyssthat and that gives me some jelly donuts

Granted,it sucked even more.

I wished that Fire Emblem 3D does come to America.

Granted, but it includes a built-in, mandatory copy of Urban Champion which runs at a speed of 0.1 times normal! And if you don't play the built-in, mandatory Urban Champion game for at least 3 hours a day in one sitting, the game will restore your 3DS to factory settings, delete your eShop account, and make your breath smell like garlic anchovies from that day onward!

I wish for a shiny new copy of a cheesy, quirky, poorly-dubbed anime DVD.

Granted, you thought, and it was advertised as a Japnese anime, but it turns out it was some European 'anime' that was poorly made.

I wish that I could make a wish that wouldn't be corrupted in some way or another