Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted. You are told today for your birthday that you will get MW3. Eventually.
I wish all my electronics were back in brand new condition!

Granted. But it talks in a Japanese accent and you can't understand it.
I wish everyone hated Call of Duty and Apple.

Granted but now everyone seems to love petz games and they are making a billion more because of it!

I wish for..... umm.... CAKE! Yes cake!

Granted, but the cake is a lie.

I wish for a wish to wish I could wish (this never gets old...)

Grranted, but because of corruption you end up with no wishes?
I wish all cereal factories would be invaded by chess playing elephants.

granted
now this exists

(the cereal factory overcame the invasion)

i wish that my shift key worked
EDIT: oops I actually had no idea NintendoFan made that joke
I wish that I had a high-quality camera

Granted but you are incapable of getting the cap off the lens.

I wish<undetermined>

Congratulations - your inner body temperature raises 1 degree Celsius. You now have a 100 degree (Fahrenheit) fever.
I wish for warm, windy days.

Granted, but it doesn't make black coffee that's bitter than hell itself!

I wish I could sprout wings and fly away

Granted, it's great! Here's it's one song:
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I wish for everyone to have burgers every day

Granted, but I really don't know how to corrupt that. Uh, then a hippo falls on your face. Boom, corrupted.
I wish I knew why people give me odd looks when I wear 3-D glasses and a wizard cap around town.

Granted, but I really don't know how to corrupt that. Uh, then a hippo falls on your face. Boom, corrupted.
I wish I knew why people give me odd looks when I wear 3-D glasses and a wizard cap around town.

granted! but you were shunned from the community and died of embarrassment.
@ blue ace. granted but you downloaded an arm & legs app and it walked away.
I wish for a billion cats so i can rain them upon the world in pain and suffering

@ blue ace sorry
granted your soup contained mutilated monkey guts and you forgot your spoon.
good thing you brought your straw (slurp!)
i wish for three kings

granted,they are shovelware and top raters rate them 1/what ever
i for more free things on eshop and club nintendo

Granted, but since you didn't specifically wish for it yourself it becomes available to everyone else except you.
I wish I could stop punching myself.

granted! but now you can't stop kicking yourself
i wish for 5 golden rings

granted now you kick yourself in your groin
i wish that the free things you said was free to everyone else but me was also free to me at the same time

granted! but it your wish was so confusing nothing happened
i wish that every game had good online multiplayer

granted but it cost lots and was unnessasary so no one got on
i wish for something good to do

granted! but that thing to do was a bad thing
i wish for the thing i wished for above in case you're too lazy to look i wish for a billion cats so i can rain them on the world in pain and suffering