Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, but you eat so much of it that you become fat anyway!

thog wishes for cute puppy to be his friend

What? Oh that sucks... I can't grant that wish cause I'm also wondering that. EDIT: You put [sub] [/ sub] to make the words smaller.

I wish I had an unlimited supply of money to give to charities.

Granted, but then a million fake charities spring up because of your generosity. You unknowingly give them some of your unlimited money, which they use to overthrow the government of every country, causing anarchy, chaos and disorder all around the world.

I wish for a pizza sandwich.

Granted! But it's covered in dog drool and warm water. I wish for Earthbound on Wii VC.

Granted, but they intentionally left the anti-local/piracy code in place and you are unable to play it.
I wish for £0.01.

Granted! But it's in eshop currency, so it's useless. I wish for Nickelodeon to explode.

Granted, but those obnoxious stars will flee to Cartoon Network, instead!

I wish the new 2D Mario game has Yoshi in it.

Granted, It's called Mario is missing 2.
I wish for RAINBOWS!

Granted, but he's just like in NSMBW where you can only have him in one level. I wish spongebob would be canceled

@JarvanZheitk: Granted, but it's in the form of a rainbow seizure attack, and you just became seizure prone.
@Masterox7737: Granted, but it got cancelled right after the show started getting better and got it's roots back to seasons 1-3 1/2.

I wish Spongebob would get its roots back to seasons 1-3 1/2.

granted,you now have no arms for they are wings and your feet are parpellars and when you step on a cloud you get electricuted
i wish i was the strongest

@Nintendofan Granted, but...now you need to be more assertive? IDK.

@Insanity You're very strong but as dumb as a fruitfly.

I wish dutch wikipedia was better.

Granted, Wikipedia focuses more on dutch wikipedia but at the same time neglects the other languages which results to the fall of Wikipedia.

I wish the Wii U would be under $300.

granted,you got picture of a pizza with snot on it
i wish for money

Granted, but you only can jump. You cant walk anymore!
I wish i could sneeze at will.

Granted, But the pizza costs $300.01 and is paid for with you parents credit card.

I wish for a 3ds points card.

granted but it was already used
i wish for schools to blow up

@dark-insanity Granted. But it turns out you are the school.
I wish I had a pet which is awesome and cool

Granted, but all of your video games were taken away from your teacher and you never got them back.

I wish the 3ds lite will never come out.

@nintendofan Granted, the explosion of many color blinds you.

I wish smash bros wii u was a release title.