Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, you are now the owner of a MacBook which runs no programs other than a voice app with only the words "eeyep" and "nnope"!

I wish for a Cor-phish e-ruption

Granted. But there's something REALLY phishe about it!!!! lol

I wish that I could do a week's worth of homework in a day instead of having to do some every day!!!! lol

Granted but the homework is so hard now, its nearly impossible.
I wish for i coul think of somthing to wish.

Granted. But you become sad and suicidal when you realize ponies already exist.

I wish for world peace.

Granted, but peace means war.
I wish this forum had an anti-troll trap.

Granted. But you can only whistle Justin Beiber songs.

I wish for the Wii U to be renamed to the Ultra NES.

Granted. But everyone takes it for an iPod wannabe and Nintendo goes out of business.

I wish for Nintendo to make a new franchise, a.d for it to be their best ever, better than Mario and Zelda!

Granted but you accidentally wish for things you don't want
I wish for corruption

Granted. But you instead get a copy of Metroid Prime 3 Corruption that's broken.

I wish for the limited edition Club Nintendo 3DS' to come to America.

Granted. But Discord comes and turns it into chocolate rain
I wish for chocolate rain :3

there is a drought and it evaporates.
I wish for for reese's

Granted but he throws a carrot at you
I sure could use a carrot :3 That's my wish

Granted. But since Coca-Cola has enough acidicness to eat through car batteries, it also eats through humans and kills us all!!!! lol

I wish that online classes weren't so vague!!!!

Granted, now they're even more vague!

Oh, corrupter of this wish, I wish you hadn't just thrown that at me!

Granted. Instead I throw something even more poisonous into you.

I wish for the ability to grant my own wishes.

Granted but then it breaks.

I wish that I finsh my homework.

Granted now its limited to 3 characters.

I wish I knew what NintendoFan_27 meant about him winning the battle.

Granted, but now you don't know what anything else means.
I wish I wasn't tired.

Granted but now im more confuse JK.

I wish I can think of something to wish for.

granted and it sucks
i wish for more of this amazing mocha coffee oatmeal that's surprisingly low on calories!