Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, but because of inflation it's only worth $10.

I wish to meet Shigeru Miyamoto.

Granted, but he dies as soon as he steps off the plane.

I wish that the next person's wish fell on deaf ears..

Granted, but this is a forum so they read it and take offensive.
I wish for nothing.

Granted, you are now nothing. You cease to exist.

I wish for everything good to happen to me.

Granted, but everything bad happens as well.

I wish for NintendoFan_27 to receive a cruel and unusual punishment for hating Firefox.
_{No hard feelings, though.}

Granted. But you get punished for punishing him!
I wish for a glass of water.

Granted, but I peed in it.

I wish for a large tomato so I can make a huge bowl of tomato sauce.

Granted. Its highly toxic.
I wish i didn't wish i never wished.

granted, but its rotten.

I wish was Anna Rubik in my room room right now.

@CorporalPegasus Granted, you didn't wish a wish you never wished, meaning you DID wish.
@shingi_70 Granted, but she has a boyfriend/husband, so you can't do anything with her. And she's anorexic, so if you tried to do anything, she'd snap in half like a twig.

I wish a crowd of zombies would come crashing through my door.

Granted. You are now dead.
I wish a crowd of ghosts would come crashing through my door.

Granted, but since ghost cant crash, they become zombies.
I wish for a cookie.

Granted, the cookie turns into a zombie and crashes through your door.

I wish I had a pet potbelly pig.

Granted. It crashes trough your door and becomes a zombie.
I wish for a door wich is zombie crash proof.

@CorporalPegasus Granted, but the rest of your house isn't zombie-proof, meaning they can come in through the windows, walls, ceiling, floor, kitchen, bathroom, etc.

I wish for a house that is entirely zombie-proof.

Granted. But Whoopi Goldberg still manages to break through your door.

I wish I could fly.

granted, but your locked out of it.

i wish i was bit by a radioactive spider.

@Viewtiful_Joe Granted, but your wings fall off and you crash to the ground

@shingi_70 Granted. But you don't become Spiderman. Instead, you become a mutated man-spider monster thing. Then you die from the radiation and poison.

@ZeroX Granted. That means you wished for nothing, so your wish is now un-granted.

I wish Spiderman was a real superhero, fighting crime and saving the day.

Granted, now theres a werewolf and vampire and frankenstein monster invasion.
Edit:granted, but he wants to get paid for it.
I wish for a uncrash device so i can fix my door.

Granted but it stop Rainbow Dash from crashing through and she sues you and hates you FOR LIFE!!!!

I wish.