Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, but erhem..now they hate sony? I cant think of anything else...
I wish for the one who corrupts this wish gets a cookie.

Granted, but then Google shuts them down for no reason. (Google owns Youtube)

I wish people would quit hating Nintendo just because they try to be different and innovative. People really need to be more receptive to new ideas.

Granted, now they want a lot of innovation in every game, so nintendo(the only game company left) only release a game every 2 years.
I wish a real Clank to ride my back and do my homework and such. And we only get 10's.

Granted. But school itself is 9078 times as hard.
I wish the cake wasn't a lie.

Granted but they explode.
I wish for a lightsaber.

Granted Vomit taste.
I wish for luck.

Granted. Now youre so funny people laugh AT you just by seeing you.
I wish for for a rope.

Granted. But it doesn't work anymore.
I wish for a flying chair.

Granted. Now they want to marry nintendo.
I wish for a toaster.

Vervuld, maar je spreekt nu geen enkele taal meer. Jammer dan.
I wish for a pizza.

Granted. Its so fast it explodes.
I wish for 3D glasses.

Granted, but it has 0.00000001 mb of storage.
And Yes, of course.
I wish for chocolate

Granted, but it only last for 2 seconds.
I wish I knew EVERYTHING.

Granted but its so much your brain explodes!
EDIT:The cats is evil and it eats everything.
I wish for the nintendo wiiuwiiu(from 2030)
@Nintendofan_27 yes, but i don't do friendcode sharing, if thats what you mean.

ok now people from the microsoft and sony version of this site will come over and kill you.
i wish i wasn't sick(again...)

Granted, you're now injured. (I know, I'm a horrible person).

I wish you wish that I didn't wish for this wish allowing me to wish I could wish.

Granted, but they delay the actual games.

I wish for rainbow clouds dash ing in the sky. (Subliminal message )

Granted so does the video game industry.

I wish for... Nothing. Nope, nothing at all. Ok maybe a little thing... Nope, no such thing as a little thing in fact, nothing.

Granted. But they have no toppings, cheese, or sauce!!!! It's basically eight slices of cardboard pizza!!!! lol

I still wish my board games would hurry up and arrive!!!!

Granted. But they all fell from the sky at such a great velocity that they landed on us, and killed us all, and destroyed the earth!!!! lol

I wish that the WiiU was out already!!!!