Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, you turn into Waluigi?

I wish that made sense.

granted but now that memory of that haunting WAAAAAA!!! stays with you forever
i wish that club nintendo offers more zelda games for coins next month

edit the one above me. granted and it eats you alive

Granted. It offers The zelda CDI games.
I wish nothing.

Granted, but then it gives me nothing to corrupt. So... uh... yeah.
I wish the mail would get here already! >:[

granted but its torn and shreded
the cdi games arent on VC so
i wish for the Actual zelda games that are on VC to be offered

Granted. But they are only offered in Japan!!!! lol

I wish my parents bank wasn't so far away and so dumb!!!! lol

Granted, but then it becomes the best bank in the world and then you can never get to the bank because of the line of people that are always there constantly.
I wish I had more good music on my iPod nano

Granted but all files are so big that you can only fit one song on your ipod at a time.
I wish Zen Pinball was out in NA already.

Granted, but it's half-baked, filled with glitches, and the storyline scars you for life, just like Sonic 06 (finally got that analogy right).

I wish you wouldn't corrupt my wish.

Granted, but now the whole thread is corrupted because I couldn't corrupt your wish.

I wish for some more club nintendo coins.

Granted, but Waluigi spends the coins on useless junk for you! WAAAA!!!!

WAAAA-luigi wishes he could become NintyPuristZack again.
_{People don't like me anymore cause I'm WAAAAAAAA-luigi!}

Granted, but Nintendo makes knockoff of Sony and SEGA returns to CRUSH THEM ALL!!!!!

I wish for a wish upon which I wish I could wish.

Granted. but neither of them works.
I wish for salty popcorn.

granted but fro some strange reason there is so much salt it all absorbs your body's water and you dry up and die

Edit: i wish for a Gibson Les Paul Classic Cherry Sunburst..

Granted, but that post distorts the space-time continuum, causing the internet to kill itself!

WTF BOOOOOOOOOOOM!

I wish Doc Brown was a real person. (Back to the Future FTW!)

Granted, but then he goes back in time and erases you from time.
I wish for world Peace

Granted, the world is now in pieces. (c wat I did thar?)

I wish L33t sp34k was eradicated from internet culture.

Granted, l33t sp34k took an arrow to the knee. however now memes have taken over.

I wish Waluigi was respected.

Granted, but he kills Mario and Luigi, and he and Wario become the new stars of the Mushroom Kingdom.

I wish my girlfriend was here right now. I miss her.

Aaawww, only people with a heart of stone would corrupt that.
I wish for a cup of non-toxic delicious thea containing no agents. And its not too hot to drink.