Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, but we'd all still be arguing about religion and politics / government rule.

I wish I was more skilled at decorating Christmas trees...

Granted but Christmas becomes banned world-wide so your skills are useless.
I wish for enlightenment.

Granted, your room / house / apartment is now illuminated by a ghostly light. You then become too scared to sleep.

I wish I had a potbelly pig for a pet. Not for food, just for companionship.

Granted. But is an evil pig that eats kittens and puppies.
I wish the next wisher wishes the next wisher wishes a wish.

Granted, but you don't get to eat tacos for a whole month.

I wish the next wisher would wish a wish.

Granted. But he wishes for the next wisher to have a horrible wish!!!!

I wish that the next wisher could never play video games again!!!! lol

Granted, but now im a pegasus and bevause of hooves i cant play games and because of flight im never bored.
I wish i didn't have to wish a horrible wish.

Granted, but your wish became horrible the instant you wished it.
I wish for Cupcakes, so sweet and tasty, Cupcakes, don't be too hasty, Cupcakes, cupcakes, cupcakes, CUPCAKES!

Granted. But they are made of stuff like earthworms and soda.
I wish for a wishception. (a wish within a wish)

Granted, but the second wish that was inside the wish you wished for becomes corrupt, meaning you have to go inside the other wish and dislodge the corrupted wish, leaving you with only half a wish. (I loved that episode of South Park)

I wish for the Genie's freedom. (Aladdin reference)

Granted. But you didn't think of giving the Genie to Jasmine first so you guys could have had 3 more wishes.

I wish my teacher could speak slower

Granted. You teacher is now a Slowpoke

I wish I could sing like Frank Sinatra.

Granted, but nobody recognizes your potential. And Frank Sinatra wants his voice back.

I wish for a delicious.

Granted. You get a tiny replica of Wuhu Island made out of cardboard.
I wish for my cat to get out of my face and into my lap.

Granted, it is in your lap. Now you need to surgically remove it.

I wish they stopped making the Call of Duty franchise.

Granted, but.... dangit, this one's hard to corrupt....
Um.... a much worse military shooter comes forth?

I wish I could think of a better corruption.

Granted, but the corruption is only a tiny bit better, thus still making it a bad corruption.
I wish the waffles I ate really were atomic.

Granted, you die~
I wish I could be the CEO of an international gourmet bacon company.

Granted, but a small 12-year old like yourself could never succeed in the bacon industry! [youtube:NOzN8gHvJlY]
I wish there were more waffle restaurants like IHOP.

Granted. The popularity of waffles booms and large waffle restaurants pop up all over the world. Unable to compete with the more successful franchises IHOP goes bankrupt and you must settle for the inferior waffles of their successors.

I wish for Pokemon Red and Blue versions on the 3DS virtual Console.