Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, but it's blank.

I wish the voices in my head would stop telling me to kill my family....

Sweet! xD

Granted, but you no longer have a conscience as well, which means you now ignore your better judgement and indulge in hundreds of evil PlayStation games!

I wish NLifers with/who have had animals/creatures in their usernames could transform into that animal and back again at will.
_{Such as turtlelink being able to transform into a turtle, lz being able to transform into a bird-of-prey, DarkSquid being able to transform into a squid, theblackdragon being able to transform into a black dragon...}

Granted, but unfortunately it's Nintendo Life hunting season!
_{why would you post that, NP?}

I wish I wasn't fried and served on a platter right now.

Granted. You are now fried and served on a napkin.

I wish the colors in Twilight Princess were brighter....

Granted, it just went cel-shaded.

I wish Sony and Microsoft drop out of the console race.

Granted but then Nintendo does too
I wish Valve Would make Portal for 3DS

Granted, but the controls are extremely awkward, the game runs at 5 FPS, and after seeing what they've done to such an awesome game, Valve never makes another game again.

I wish I was still on break....

Granted, you break your delicious, crispy snack, then lie motionless on top of it.

I wish DarkSquid realised that "at will" meant he could become either a human or any type of squid whenever he chooses.
_{That means you could become a giant squid...a colossal squid...or even a kraken!}

Granted, but he's the pet of Davy Jones now.
I wish i didn't wish.

Granted. Whoops, wait, you just did. Oh well. Better luck next time.

I wish I lived in Ponyville.

You're wish to not wish means that in-order for that to happen you will have never been born, and instead you're mother gave birth to a pineapple named Wilbur instead that would eventually get married to George Washington and cause World War 3, in which the Gerber Babies Invade Pakistan.

I wish for my wish to be corrupted

@MasterGraveheart Granted, but I, the granter, have no clue where Ponyville is. So I make a guess and send you to a stinky horse corral.

I wish for my wish to help all of my fellow NintendoLife members so they don't have to corrupt my wish T__T

EDIT: _{Oops. Next poster should answer both of our wishes.}

Granted, but your wish caused this thread to implode!

I wish Mario and Sonic could team up in a real platforming adventure!

Granted. But it's even worse than Sonic 2006!

I wish I was a member of the Blue Lantern Corps.

Granted, but since I don't know what that is, you get sent to the world of Aqua Teen Hunger Force!

I wish I was a professional basketball player that was better than both Michael Jordan and Lebron James.

Granted, you are now a stick of butter.
...oh, whoops, I misread that one. Sorry!

Oh, I wish, I wish I hadn't killed that fish.

Granted, but you play for the Harlem Globetrotters!

I wish for more wishes.

EDIT: Beat me to the punch, did you? Fine. Granted, but he blows up your car.

DOES NOT COMPUTE! I AM ERROR!

BOOM! fiery explosion destroys everyone within a 1 mile radius

I wish for a wishing well so I could make unlimited wishes to be wished upon by wishers who wishfully wish.

Granted, but the stock markets in Tokyo, New York, and London completely crash, leaving lots of people pennyless and unable to get their wishes because you coincidentally charged a penny as required by I, your granter >:3

I wish for all of us to be fluent in every language known to mankind so we can all be sisters and brothers.

Granted, but we'd all still be arguing about religion and politics / government rule.

I wish I was more skilled at decorating Christmas trees...