Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, but it's half finished. Only have of the Pokemon are there, there are glitches and things that are supposed to be there but aren't, and the adventure lasts a whooping 5 minutes.

I wish I actually followed my own thread more often....

Granted, now your tree grows random eplosives that EXPLODE!!!
I wish I had superpowers.

Granted. You now have the ability to change into a single grain of sand at will! Have fun with your new powers!

I want a time machine!

Granted, you now have X-Ray vision that you can't turn off. Now that you see through everything, it's hard to tell if there's something there. And the worst part is that when you close your eyes to go to sleep, your X-Ray vision looks through your eyelids, thus making you unable to sleep ever again.

EDIT: Whoops, got beat to the punch....
Well, if you want a Time Machine so much, why don't you just wish for one?
Well, let's say you did wish....
Granted, but it can only travel backwards in time, so you can't go back to your present.

I wish my previous wish was granted.

Granted, now your time machine will send you back to 1955 at 88 miles an hour so now cant play your video games.
I wish for a WAY better 3DS that does anything.

Destroyer: Granted, your life is now this thread!
Pichuka: Granted, it become sentient and leaves you to journey across the world...

I wish for the Hyrule Historia to be Localized!

@Pichuka97 Granted, but your 3DS now has "frickin' laser beams" attached to it's lid (you said you wanted it to do anything), and it burns a hole in your eyes when you look at it.

@AlphaLink Granted, but it gets localized by a bunch of idiots who don't know Japanese, and everything gets translated wrong.

I wish the above statement made sense.

Granted, but it already made sense, so I had to do the reasonable thing and make it not make sense.

I wish for cotton candy clouds that rain chocolate milk, minus the rest of the chaos that could come with it.

Granted, but the clouds are in the sky so you cant get them and the milk is sour

I wish that chocolate was free and that the world would not get fat by eating it

Granted, but the crops around the world can't grow because it's raining chocolate milk, animals are unable to eat fresh crops and eventually starve, causing widespread famine across the world, a second "Black Death", massive loss of all population on Earth (plants and animals), resulting in either the self-destruction of the Earth, or a devastated human race relying solely on synthetic foods filled with diseases and eventually leads to a zombie apocalypse (or something like that...)

Don't ever say things like that! shivers

Kinda Like Sonic 06. Don't get me wrong, the story was great and the soundtrack was epic, but a glitch-filled experience botched what could have been the best Sonic game ever.

Edit: too slow---> granted, but there are widespread riots all over the planet of people trying to get free chocolate, there are massive dairy and cocoa shortages all over the worlds, peoples' taste buds are unable to taste anything else, and the government had to intervene and ban the production and consumption of chocolate.

I wish that Sony and Microsoft bail out of the console wars and SEGA returns, thus forcing Nintendo to really step up their games, widespread of their franchises and the return of the era when Sonic, Mario and Link were everywhere. (One can dream...)

Granted, but nintendo loses the console war for no reason And people lose all faith in video games.
I wish the next poster has a day off tomorrow, like me.

Granted

I wish SEGA makes an awesome, complete, final version of Sonic adventure 3 and retextures Sonic Colors in HD in time for the launch of the Wii U.

Granted but they change their minds and put it on the 360.

I wish you won't corrupt this wish.

Granted, but it's full of the same glitches and terrible camera / controls that plagued Sonic Adventure 1.

As for Sonic Colors, it looks amazing already.

I wish Sega would forget about Sonic '06 and kill off Silver and Blaze.

I wish Resident Evil 5 was fun.

Granted. Its the only fun game on Earth now.
I wish the next poster becomes a pikachu.

Never! If they should kill someone, it should be Big the Cat or Cream. Those two have no plotline or any involvement in the series whatsoever, except just being there. Blaze and Silver have an awesome storyline in 06.

I wish Sonic 2006 didn't suck more than a vacuum.
_{even though I admit playing as Silver was fun}

Granted, the poster turns into a Pikachu and it runs away.
I wish the Club NIntendo Zelda posters weren't backordered....

Granted, they are all incinerated instead.

I wish I could find my flash drive.