Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, but now you become the new Wishmaster, meaning you turn into this:

I wish we all lived in a Yellow Submarine. (Beatles reference)

Granted, now everyone on earth lives in a yellow submarine, with no means of escape.

I wish that Nintendo of America would localize more of the Fire Emblem games....

Granted, every new game that NoA localizes is on fire and burnt to a crisp.

I wish I could go to sleep. [yawn]

Granted, but you fall into a coma and when you wake up, you discover that Nintendo only makes crappy mobile games! D:
I wish for more time to play all of my Christmas games. (Skyrim and Mario Kart 7 included)

Granted, time has now stopped for everyone but you. It's irreversible. Have fun!

I wish for a slice of non-poisoned cheesecake!

Granted, but its so small you even cant see it.
I wish a hot air balloon.

Granted.
_{There's no way I'm corrupting that one!}

I wish you had a chicken sandwich.

Granted. The chicken is still alive.

I wish winter break was longer....

Granted, but now summer break is shorter.
I wish upon a star.

Granted, but Bowser steals the star - and you, in the process - and traps it - and you, in the process - in one of the painting worlds!

I wish for a.

Granted. You get a. But it disappoints you in the long run that you didn't wish for something else.

I wish for Zelda CD-i to be put on the Wii and 3DS virtual console.

Granted, but as soon as people play them, they lose all interest in The Legend of Zelda franchise. Thus, Nintendo ceases to produce another Zelda game.

I wish for hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia.
_{Maybe then I won't use so many ridiculously-long words such as hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia.}

granted. but... Oh snap! the wish misfired! It seems using large complicated words in a wish is a bad idea because now the only language you can speak is the "slow, sonorous, agglomerated, repetitive, indeed long-winded" language of old entish.

I wish my assignments would complete themselves so I can play more video games.

Granted, but they don't do a good job of it, and you get F's all around.

I wish for a new pillow....

Granted but when you sleep on this pillow it gives horrible nightmares!
I wish for a normal sized, non-toxic glass of cola.

Granted, but somebody slipped a sleeping agent into it, and once you drink it you fall into a deep slumber. You awaken two hours later to find all your consoles and games have been stolen!

I wish for a Zora Mask (like the one in The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask).

Granted, but you can never take it off.

I wish my laptop had a longer-lasting battery....

Granted, now it lasts longer but you cant charge it.
I wish for a working Philips CDI.

Granted, but you also wind up getting the console's worst titles along with the package

I wish I knew why Honey Queen was one of the unlockable characters in Mario Kart 7

Granted, but this knowledge changes your life FOREVER. In a bad way.

I wish for the sky to rain sandwiches.