Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted. But then Christmas was over, and everyone had to go back to school and work!!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!! lol

I wish my Christmas presents would hurry up and arrive!!!! lol

Granted, but none of them are what you wanted, and are broken to boot. Oh, and you can't return them.

I wish for the world to embrace the wonder that is MLP

Granted, now everybody loves Major League Pong!

I wish you'd all start partying without me.

Granted. But then we all decide to stealthily sneak to the place where you are, capture you, and bring you to the party!!!! lol

I wish I didn't have to wait until January 6 to order my Christmas presents!!!! lol

Granted, but you order it now and don't get it for 30 years.

I wish Santa was real. (A boy can dream.)

Granted. But then, well, you know what happens... lol

I wish I got a wife for Christmas!!!!

Granted, but now................................you have kids?

I wish for a lovely pair of socks.

I wish I lived in the Mushroom Kingdom.

Granted, but they both love you and fight over you. A battle ensues, resulting in the socks unravelling into a pile of thread.

Granted, you now live in Mycelia, the Kingdom of the Myconids, in the Semi-Elemental Plane of Fungi.

I wish more people appreciated the joys of training Basculin.
_{It's painful, but way worth it!}

Granted. But then everyone forgets about all of the other pokemon, and only Basculin remains!!!! The game series Pokemon ceases to exist, and now everyone only plays Bascumon instead!!!! lol

I wish it was the sixth of January already!!!!

Granted, but since you sped up time, it even sped up the rotation of the earth permanently. Thus burning the Earth from friction.

I wish Phantasy Star would come to 3DS with wifi.

Granted. But they were so focused on the WiFi that they forgot to actually put the game on the cartridge!!!! lol

I wish that Jim Carrey would get to portray Dr. Doofenshmirtz in the live action version of Phineas and Ferb that is supposed to be coming out fairly soon. lol

You got your wish,But the movie is 1 second long.
I wish real life kart races had item boxes like in mario kart!

Granted, there are now wooden boxes containing items on every kart track in real life. People are now afflicted with various injuries every time they kart.

I wish more people appreciated the joys of training Magikarp.

Granted. But the government found training Magikarp to be do enjoyable that they made it into law that everyone had to train Magikarp, and thus, it was no longer enjoyable!!!! lol

I wish it was easier and faster to type all of this from my phone!!!!

Granted. But the government found training Magikarp to be do enjoyable that they made it into law that everyone had to train Magikarp, and thus, it was no longer enjoyable!!!! lol

I wish it was easier and faster to type all of this from my phone!!!!

Granted! But now your trapped inside an electronic bubble as you were drawn inside The Grid from your fingers digging into your phone from rapidly typing.

I wish Tars Tarkas was my bosom friend.

Granted, but I have no idea who/what that is, so your wish is in limbo.

I wish I knew the meaning of life.

Granted, but it's more than you can handle, & you jump off a cliff!
I wish I were a wizard(hah, I spelled it right this time; only one z!)!

Granted, but now you have nothing to live for.

I wish I could uncorrupt any corrupted wish.