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Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

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TheKingOfTown

Granted. But you get stuck in time and can never go on this site ever again.
oh the horror
I wish the time machine was invented and usable by the general public and that it wouldn't make any time paradoxes.

Why do people point to their wrists when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

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3DS Friend Code: 1891-1201-0412 | Nintendo Network ID: TheKingOfTown

GamerZack87

Granted, it just creates loads of parallel timelines, each more crazy than the last! Also, you become lost in them.

I wish for that tasty sammich you have there. :3

"Pay me 20 Rupees and I'll talk."
CHINK
"Never forget the comfort of freshly-washed shorts."

Morgana

Granted, but you eat it and get confined to the bathroom for life again.
I wish I could play the violin.

YOU WILL NEVER RISE FROM THE ASHES OF YOUR SHAME AND HUMILIATION!

Morgana

Granted, but you can now do only programing for the rest of your life.
I wish dragons were real.

YOU WILL NEVER RISE FROM THE ASHES OF YOUR SHAME AND HUMILIATION!

Granted, but you can never use it, and an evil spirit inhabits it, and uses it to destroy the world. Then a post apocalyptic mob comes after you and murders you.

I wish for twenty more Ambassador games.

GameInfinite

Granted,but the ambassador games are all you hate most.

I wish for all the superpowers i need.

Unlocked everything for Smash 3DS!
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N3DS FC- 4313-2337-0977

GamerZack87

Granted, you have the power to turn into a cosplayer dressed as Mario.
Cause becoming Mario is all you need.
I wish for a Star, a Shine Sprite and a Comet Medal.

"Pay me 20 Rupees and I'll talk."
CHINK
"Never forget the comfort of freshly-washed shorts."

Simon_Deku

Granted, but you must travel across the galaxy so rosalina can give them to you.
I wish i were a talented wizzard!

Minecraft is almighty!

GamerZack87

Granted, now it punches YOU in the crotch!

I wish for peace on Earth and goodwill to all people.

"Pay me 20 Rupees and I'll talk."
CHINK
"Never forget the comfort of freshly-washed shorts."

TheKingOfTown

Granted, but you didn't wish for peace and goodwill to the entire universe. You are now viewed as a cruel, heartless person.
I wish Christmas was today!

Why do people point to their wrists when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

PSN ID: CTID16

3DS Friend Code: 1891-1201-0412 | Nintendo Network ID: TheKingOfTown

Hokori

Granted but tomorrow is the end of time.
I wish my crush would go out with me! ;(

Digitaloggery
3DS FC: Otaku1
WiiU: 013017970991
Nintendo of Japan
niconico community is full of kawaii!
Must finish my backlagg or at least get close this year
W...

Aviator

Gaga goes on a date and you fall into a Bad Romance.

I wish Christmas shizz would go away.

QUEEN OF SASS

It's like, I just love a cowboy
You know
I'm just like, I just, I know, it's bad
But I'm just like
Can I just like, hang off the back of your horse
And can you go a little faster?!

Hokori

then change your avatar!
I wish my heart could speak to my crush face to face

Digitaloggery
3DS FC: Otaku1
WiiU: 013017970991
Nintendo of Japan
niconico community is full of kawaii!
Must finish my backlagg or at least get close this year
W...

Simon_Deku

Granted, but now your crush's heart can't speak to you!
I wish I were an ambassador!

Minecraft is almighty!

GamerZack87

Granted, you are now an ambassador to the Chozo, who are long-since extinct.

I wish for the ultimate dill pickle.

AtomicWaffles wrote:

Granted, but you didn't wish for peace and goodwill to the entire universe. You are now viewed as a cruel, heartless person.

But I wished for goodwill to all people. So you're saying that extraterrestrials aren't people?

Edited on by GamerZack87

"Pay me 20 Rupees and I'll talk."
CHINK
"Never forget the comfort of freshly-washed shorts."

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